Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but they quickly go bankrupt.

I wish I could skate like Rodney Mullen:
http://wimp.com/freestyleskateboarding/  

[00Shoe]

Granted but your board keeps snapping

I wish it wouldn't be so hot as I walked around. Save the heat for when I am at the beach or something.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, it's now below zero whenever you walk around.

I wish I recieved my normal amount of pm's this morning instead of 15  

[00Shoe]

Kaito Kajuji

Granted, it's now below zero whenever you walk around.

Perfect!

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Granted, your new normal amount of PM's is now 16.

I wish I could be more active while at work (sitting in a chair in front of a computer all day makes me restless)  

[Aetonn]

Granted; you are active. The only problem is that you can't sleep at all when you try, no matter how tired you are.
I wish I could be a dragon for one day and terrorize a city.  

[Saga Shadow]

you get killed by missles

I wish my bro was still at college  

[Saga Shadow]

(yes, I'm corrupting my own. I just want this thread back alive)

Granted, but now I'm there with him.

I wish I could CONTROL TIME  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but you can only go foreward one second, every second.

I wish is was THE DOCTOR! (pronounced THE DOCTAH!)  

[Soleil et Lune]

Neopopulus

Granted, but you can only go foreward one second, every second.

I wish is was THE DOCTOR! (pronounced THE DOCTAH!)

Granted, but he only exists in your mind.

I wish I could control the bodies of the dead without them eating my flesh biggrin  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, they eat the bone and leave the flesh behind.

I wish for cake.  

[Soleil et Lune]

Saga Shadow

Granted, they eat the bone and leave the flesh behind.

I wish for cake.

Granted, but its made of poison and fishscales (thank you Portal)
I wish I could grow Digitalis  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but it won't function like it's name suggests (I actually had to look it up to find out it was foxglove)

I wish I could spray paint like this guy:
http://wimp.com/spraypaint/  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but you haz no paints

I wish for... uhh... knowledge of what I wanted to wish for XD  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but your wishes have run out.

I wish I had pants again  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but they're gawd awfully colored parachute pants

I wish my mate was on crying