Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Tokioka]

Ummm... well we'd either become too close or too far away from the sun and before we could adapt to the new conditions, we'd all die from heat stroke or frost-bite. I think. sweatdrop <----- Clearly not good on astrology.

I wish for a golden toilet like the one in HK.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but it gets stolen and you have to make do with a hole in the ground.

I wish for the sky to be purple when I feel like it.  

[Tokioka]

Granted. Whenever the sky turns purple, aeroplane pilots get confused and crash their planes. Everyone blames you and you get put in Alcatraz.

I wish for death on a stick.  

[wiim]

Granted. But you soon misplace it and will not be able to find it.



I wish nobody would post below me.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted for a few minutes but then someone decides to burst your bouble and posts below you.
I wish for a disturbance in the cosmos.  

[yalie5]

granted but the disturbances causes everyone in your state to have horrible crampings and heat flashes for a week.

i wish i could go back to sleep  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You fall asleep and slip into a coma. You wake up 3 years later to find that your family have disowned you.

I wish to be a Chemistry genius.  

[Darkaznstargoddess]

Granted you become a chemistry genuis in match making instead of the scientific one.

I wish that the earth elicped around Jupiter instead of the sun.  

[x3Kiome]

Granted. The Planter Explodes.....

I wish for more chines people in this guild.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! The guild becomes too overcrowded by chinese flamers and spammers and the guild is ruined.

I wish for the moon to be destroyed.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted. There is no moon anymore and you trip in the dark one night and broke your nose... ouch!

I wish I could be accepted at McGill.  

[Tokioka]

Granted. Mcgill accepts you and you become his/her spouse(?). However it turns out that McGill is a terrible partner and has smelly breath and feet.

I wish for a real life Ramenman.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted. However, no one else knows what it/he is, so people start pointing and whispering at you and you become a social outcast.

I wish for.. erm.. a Gaia Towns address.  

[Tokioka]

Granted. You receive the address but because the gaian map is so large, nobody ever goes to your house and it is left alone and soon becomes dilapidated.

I wish for more relaxation time.  

[Syeori]

Tokioka

Granted. You receive the address but because the gaian map is so large, nobody ever goes to your house and it is left alone and soon becomes dilapidated.

I wish for more relaxation time.

Granted but in order to get more relaxation time, you have to do triple the amount of work.