Draken [The.Spork.Ninja.]
BORED D=< AMUSE ME .. until I turn myself into an alien out of boredom o_o' okay maybe I won't go that far but I want to do something that doesn't involve my comic right now slightly fed up with it so I want to do something else for a bit.
Well you could always work on enunciation. Say phrases like "The soft silken cloth was made from the pelt of a bear." or "Today is the day that I will walk a mile with a mongoose" or "The female pheromones of the hyena were left with much to be desired" Hooked on Enunciation worked for me!
If the power of the spoken word isn't your bag you could practice wearing a pencil or pen as a mustache! Place the pencile or pen between your top lip and your nose, then curl your top lip up, holding the pencil or pen in place! Now your wearing your utensils with STYLE!
Or....if strange fashion effects are not your taste, you could try kyaking down your stairs.
If you do not have stairs, or a kyak, try hosting a sack race using bedsheets or old potato sacks. Gather some friends, real or imaginary and begin the race by placing your feet within the bedsheet or potato sack. Then use your hands to pull the edges of the bed sheet or potato sack above your waist. Then hop like a bunny rabbit against your friends who may or may not be real and hop to the finish line. Be careful though, as it is easy to loose track of your feet and fall prey to the folds of said bedsheet or potato sack and a fall would be inevitable.
This has been MonkeyCashew with a public service announcement for the Gamers Against Youth boredom Obtained Yawns or G.A.Y.B.O.Y. for short.
