Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.

Nemesis: Oh, why'd you have to single ME out? Dammit, someone put a cap in his a**.

Chris & Barry: I got it!  

[The King of Misery]

Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.

Chief Mendez: Oh come on! I thought we talked about this! You might as well have said,"Hey everyone say Mendez...!"

*Silence........*

Chief Mendez: >.< Stop yelling at me!AGAGAHAGAAAAGGGHH!

*Click*

Chief Mendez: Son-of-a-Beech!My eyes were closed!

*Silence* *Crickets stop chirping*

Cheif Mendez: He-hello...?  

[Alkaizer87]

Biohazard EXTREME

Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.

Nemesis: Oh, why'd you have to single ME out? Dammit, someone put a cap in his a**.

Chris & Barry: I got it!

DANG IT! I was thinking of somehting simliar...dang it....oh wellI'll think of something.
EDIT:


Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.
Nemesis: Enough jokes about me, it's insulting. A hundred bucks bucks to the person who kills him first.
*All the good guys except Luis and Ashley brings out their guns. Krauser brings out his knife, and the merchant bring out the works.*
Wesker: Traitor.
Krauser:That's a lot of money. You only payed me thirty bucks and a new arm, and they were selling Las Plagas on ebay for five bucks.
Wesker: I've been found out...  

[taylortenacity]

Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.

Dr. Marcus: No what the hell, I refuse to be in this picture. Look at the slut in front of me! My work can't just die and a new parasite just be found in the ground!

*Marcus pushes ashley*

Ashley: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Leon: Oh no!

*Ashley Is Dead*
and the letters begin changing.

*AshIM is DOX*
*TIM iAR DOX*
*TIME PARADOX*


!  

[karm_trebolo]

Wesker: Alright, everyone. Smile as wide as Nemesis, and say cheese while you're at it.
Ashley: *raises her hand* I'm lactose-intolerant!  

[taylortenacity]

is this guild even alive?