Funny names we give to our body parts

[Noxness]

s4mgir1v3rsi0n

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Ahh.. my mom is a Canadian living in America (is married but doesn't have citizenship yet) so she makes/gets a lot of beaver jokes. >_> She's the one that taught me to have a dirty mind but she'd still way worse than me.. aha it's sad.
Also.. LAWL PEN15 CLUB!!!!!1 XD That's so grade school.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

You know I forgot that we call it the beaver over here (Canadian as well).

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet

 

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Lawl, chasing beaver.

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[Skarlis]

It's so weird that you use beaver while we use p***y.

Why must we downgrade out vaginas to furry animals? gonk

Psst. v****a Dentata. Mine has teeth. twisted  

[jrc150]

my friend calls her boobs the promise land  

[Breath of Vermillion]

I think some I find funny is for the p***s is their "little soldier" and the v****a is the"female love taco"

xd  

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

I called her on the phone and she touched herself...

Psshh we call it p***y, too. It's just also called a beaver if you're Canadian. It's one of those animals we're known for.

Bah of COURSE we call it p***y, my friend's band has a cover song about it, remember? lol

...I laughed myself to sleep.

 

[0WHTFNG]

i cant recall any funny names but this thread is histerical  

[Ryugatsu Doom]

I just had this conversation with a bunch of IRL friends not to long ago. Turns out comic nerds all name their parts after their favorite Marvel comic hero. Cyclops, Capitan America, The Incredible Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, The Punisher... So on and so fourth. I never thought to name it becuase I don't care that much to. However, I will say what I said back then. I feel bad for the Iron Man, Ant Man, and Ghost Rider fans.  

[StrawBerryApple]

Devious_Kitsune

._. Mine's plain and simple, vag.

And I don't have a nickname for the other unless it's 'pen15'...which I don't really use..

Have you ever noticed,
That I’m not acting as I used to do before?

sweatdrop
-dies-

Um, Um , Um.


I'm sorry.

Have you ever wondered,
Why I always keep on coming back for more?

 

[Teh Pure]

`Eh...never thought to name my naughty places. sweatdrop I sometimes refer to my breastesses as "The Accursed" because they're way too big and make my back hurt. Dx Others say blessing, I say curse. So yeah.

Oh, and when I was growing up my grandma always referred to the v****a as monkey. So once I got this pair of pretty little panties that I absolutely loved, that said "Funkee Monkee" all over them. After about a month of those being my favorite pair of undergarments, my grandma somehow came across them. She walked up to me with them in her hand all like, "RACHAEL ANN, WHY IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WOULD YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR MONKEY IS FUNKY?!?!"

It was horrible. I never wore those underwear again.  

[Thinking_Outside_Insanity]

Mine's "O. Himagain"  

[xemOliviax]

On my right breast there's a single beauty mark so I dubbed...
My right breast Beauty
and
My left breast Mark
In my language, a p***y is pungket or dogget
I HATE those words though burning_eyes
p***y sounds better to me
 

[xemOliviax]

Ryugatsu Doom

I just had this conversation with a bunch of IRL friends not to long ago. Turns out comic nerds all name their parts after their favorite Marvel comic hero. Cyclops, Capitan America, The Incredible Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, The Punisher... So on and so fourth. I never thought to name it becuase I don't care that much to. However, I will say what I said back then. I feel bad for the Iron Man, Ant Man, and Ghost Rider fans.

that's the most adorable nerdy thing I've heard heart
*reading that...I'd name my love's 'toy' ROGUE*
 

[Ryugatsu Doom]

xVirginxMurderessx

Ryugatsu Doom

I just had this conversation with a bunch of IRL friends not to long ago. Turns out comic nerds all name their parts after their favorite Marvel comic hero. Cyclops, Capitan America, The Incredible Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, The Punisher... So on and so fourth. I never thought to name it becuase I don't care that much to. However, I will say what I said back then. I feel bad for the Iron Man, Ant Man, and Ghost Rider fans.

that's the most adorable nerdy thing I've heard heart
*reading that...I'd name my love's 'toy' ROGUE*

I gotta say... I never though the words 'nerdy' and 'adorable' could ever go together. Especially in reference to my prior statement. sweatdrop  

[Noxness]

Ryugatsu Doom

xVirginxMurderessx

Ryugatsu Doom

I just had this conversation with a bunch of IRL friends not to long ago. Turns out comic nerds all name their parts after their favorite Marvel comic hero. Cyclops, Capitan America, The Incredible Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, The Punisher... So on and so fourth. I never thought to name it becuase I don't care that much to. However, I will say what I said back then. I feel bad for the Iron Man, Ant Man, and Ghost Rider fans.

that's the most adorable nerdy thing I've heard heart
*reading that...I'd name my love's 'toy' ROGUE*

I gotta say... I never though the words 'nerdy' and 'adorable' could ever go together. Especially in reference to my prior statement. sweatdrop

Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,

Nerds are ftw my friend. I never "dated" any guys except the ones that were ridiculously brilliant and cute at the same time. Intelligence is frickin hot.. so is videogaming.. and glasses. *runs to go touch her fiance's wee-wee*
ninja

So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet