|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:35 pm
Lol, that was funny. Number two is my family <3
Here's something I got out of an E-mail. Sorry it's a bit off subject D>
x
she called me to get
my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:56 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:20 pm
lolz My turn! xd
1. My mom calling me into the living room on the opposite side of the house to turn on the lamp behind her head stressed
2. Working around the house, watching my brother do nothing. But Macy, you get a $10 dollar book. Yeah, While he's over in Hibbits getting a $200 baseball bat! evil
3. My Dad. Period.
4. Getting asked in a store if I work there, knowing full well I'm only 13, and then saying, "Okay, I thought so." after I them no. scream
5. Bringing up a topic talked about ten minutes ago and nobody remembers.
6. People looking at my bookbag(it's ripped...bad) and asking, "Is your bookbag busted?" ...Hmmm, I wonder.
7. My brother getting rewarded for a C+ and me getting grounded cause i made a low A! Damn it!
8. My dog when it tries to eat me... crying
9. Laughing in the middle of a silence and being stared at while the dude in the middle of the room farts and no one gives a damn... confused
...I'm bored now...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:43 pm
OMG. I was loling for at least three mintues. AHAHHAA, and I still am. This just made my day a lot better even though it's almost over. Not really but I think it is sometimes at this momnet. [:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:20 pm
i've seen this before. its pretty funny.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:37 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:13 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:47 pm
I hate people who walk slow.
Like, really hate it.
And when for a whole day you're discussing the same story
with the same people, and at then end of it all one person goes,
"Wait, what? Whatcha talking about?"
Ha, I have one friend who's always like that. stressed
Oh, and people who don't knock, and then they
don't bother to shut the door when they leave.
The toilet paper one is huge, also when no one
changes the milk bag or refills the Brita.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:48 pm
The movie one is the best heart
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:49 pm
That is hilarious! smile
Thank you for sharing your wonderful find.
Teda Lucki - I also hate people who walk slow, especially when they won't move over to let you pass! The same goes for people who drive slow.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:59 pm
Okay, those we're the funniest 9 sentences
I have ever read in my entire life! Haha...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:45 pm
I hate when people refer to a love affair as 'steamy.' Personally I can't think of a less gross way to describe a relationship. It reminds me of steamed vegetables. In a plastic bag. Having sex. Yes, for those of you who were wondering, my brain has too much time to think.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:38 am
Wow XD funny
Number 2 is my little brother -_- SO freaking annoying when he takes another remote to go to the family room when he can just go up there like he has done before and change the channel. SO lazy I swear....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:13 pm
Wow you would REALLY hate me.
-points to wrist-
But me scowering the room for the remote is different for me.
i dont change the channels, i watch recorded stuff.
which requires button-pressing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
![[.The Pink Tumor.]'s avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/0c/68/19a737e839680c_flip.png?t=1275315068_6.00_00)