Make a resident evil wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted!!

[NotteRequiem]

Your wish is my command. But, then no one else likes it, and Capcom ruins Resident Evil by making Steve the tragic hero by bringing him back from the dead... being held captive in Weskers slave dungeon.

I wish that I worked for the Umbrella Corperation. It would make coming into work everyday much more exciting.  

[A5116278]

Your wish is granted but you work as a cleaner, you earn minimum wage, work long hours and in the end you become zombie food when an outbreak happens in the base you work in.

I wish that the Leon was shot in the head when Annette shot him.  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but Wesker and Chris both become emo in Leon's place.

I wish the series ended after RE3.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

(Notte... That doesn't make any sense at all when relating to what I wished for.)

Granted, but then they wouldn't have been Remake.

I wish that Critics weren't so a**l about Resident Evil movies.  

[Canas Renvall]

Granted, but then they'd be a**l about you talking about their analness towards the movies, and your head would explode from all the a**l talk.

I wish Jill had a wardrobe malfunction.  

[Elliot Salem]

Granted, but it'd be revealed she was a male with implants.

I wish Chris and Jill would die.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Elliot Salem

Granted, but it'd be revealed she was a male with implants.

I wish Chris and Jill would die.

Granted, but they come back like Wesker and ******** up the series.

I wish they still sold the PSOne copies of Resident evil in normal retail stores like walmart.  

[Canas Renvall]

Edited.
Granted, but then they'd have to sell extra copies of RE4 to get those n00bs to even go over there.

I wish Morpheus in DA didn't have natural electrified high heels.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Granted, but then he gets a natural, electrified miniskirt.

I wish that Degeneration was based on Anderson's trilogy.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Canas Renvall

Edited.
Granted, but then they'd have to sell extra copies of RE4 to get those n00bs to even go over there.

I wish Morpheus in DA didn't have natural electrified high heels.

Granted, but instead he has a bladed hat. >.>

I wish there was a fighting game featuring all of the RE characters.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I already got him, dood. You were too late.  

[Canas Renvall]

Biohazard EXTREME

Granted, but then he gets a natural, electrified miniskirt.

I wish that Degeneration was based on Anderson's trilogy.

Granted, but Leon would still be in it.

I wish Claire was in an RE game that used fixed camera angles.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Granted, but... Oh wait, it already exists. Loser.

I wish that Capcom was headed by somebody competent enough to know what's good and what's bad.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Kaworu__Nagisa

Granted, but... Oh wait, it already exists. Loser.

I wish that Capcom was headed by somebody competent enough to know what's good and what's bad.

Granted, but he gets assassinated and Richard Waugh never comes back

I wish that Leon was in REUC, but without the extreme gayness.  

[Muffia_Smith]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

I wish that Leon was in REUC, but without the extreme gayness.

As you wish, but his character is turned into an overly muscular Mr. Universe that says more annoying one linears with the same voice actor who killed Wesker's voice.

I wish that all of the S.T.A.R.S. members survived the Mansion Incident.