The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[John Obake]

I thought it was an actor
What's white red and plumps when you cook it?  

[miss brightsidee]

Zits.
Why are noodles flexible?  

[DuendeFire]

because i made them that way1

why is the world round?  

[lizkotoisloco]

Because Nicole Kidman ate an Oscar.

Why do thongs exist?  

[miss brightsidee]

So your girls/boys breathe.

Where do humans come from?  

[Izzy Fizz]

Mars

Where do aliens come from?  

[John Obake]

Mexico.
How big is the worlds largest brownie?  

[DuendeFire]

20 trillion square feet

whats the difference between a cookie and a spork?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

sprinkle sprinkle little bar what I wonder is a cat...
why do I have a kidney stone?  

[DuendeFire]

because you eat to many cats...

why do i have a pig on my head?  

[miss brightsidee]

Because you like the way it feels.

Who decided <********>, a*****e, s**t, b***h, ect. are 'bad words'?  

[Izzy Fizz]

People

What's the point of going up if you go back down anyways?  

[Like O m g LOL]

Because when you only go up to go down.
Know what I mean, jelly bean?

Why am I in such a good mood,
When every thing is so wrong?

 

[DuendeFire]

because thats the way you deal with pain?

why are there "clicks"?