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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:01 am
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hey jaimer hey i loves you sweet a**, baby excuse me? we gonna get together an f*** tonight right? You stupid s*** ? What? This is toby johnson, right you know it is, duh. I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer I'm her father, you little s*** hah! what's your joking right/ I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you. Jamie, it's not funny Jaime? You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho f*** F***! best run, boy *** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: ) You're an evil b****, Jamie. lol brilliant... but evil he's an a**hole anyways
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 am
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ChainsawDooM Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:04 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:05 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:06 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:06 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:19 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:20 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:22 am
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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little s***s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c***s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f***ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s***’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c*** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “S***! S***!.”
Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “F***! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! F***!.” By now, the kid is scared s***less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m F***ING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just f***ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his a**. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my s*** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c*** she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
(Hey, even I think this guy is an a**hole... but still... I hate those little kids who walk all over their parents and do whatever the f*** they want, and the parents to absolutely nothing)
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:25 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:26 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:27 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:27 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:28 am
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