If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[Owwin]

Well I always wear orange and carry two heavy bags of stuff on me all the time full of random crap and school stuff, but because he is Kirby he would probably just have two heavy bags of awesome stuff. Like a bag full of Wii's and Brawl copies. Yeah.  

[Jusin Kappa]

If Kirby copied me he'd get a kick-a** flame sword like mine...and the ability to annoy the ever-loving crap out of strangers.  

[digipen79]

if he swallowed me he would have AWESOME computer programming and/or pwnage skills. hell hit someone with his super smash and the arena will be covered with a huge spiked bubble with PWNED in it. But he when hegets insulted or when the other characters insult his friends he would go to a corner and die a little inside. cry  

[V1SUAL K31]

Getting pissed easily and beating the s**t outta people.  

[Tazome]

He would become an anime nerd and plays brawl all day!  

[Liete_of_Alent]

He would gain the ability to speed read and become somewhat of a hypochondriac. domokun  

[Devil Jinn]

THE BEST ONE!  

[[Usul]]

He'd gain musical knowledge and BMX skills.  

[Parkent]

he'd get short and fat and be a chronic masterbater  

[Al Torrenz]

d(=ω=)b

I don't think I'd fit in Kirby's belly.

 

[Devil Jinn]

Parkent

he'd get short and fat and be a chronic masterbater

Kirby is already short and fat.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

If Kirby has swallowed me than he would go 40 steps in the evolutionary chain  

[Marsailles]

Devil Jinn

Parkent

he'd get short and fat and be a chronic masterbater

Kirby is already short and fat.

xD!!  

[Marsailles]

If Kirby swallowed me, he would gain the ability to withstand playing Wii days at a time with no bathroom breaks or food. >>;;  

[gotmusic]

If Kirby swallowed me, he would gain invincibility
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Kirby slaps you on the result of 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9, on the result of 2, 4, 6, or 8, Kirby breaths fire at you, on the result of 10, Kirby does unimaginable things to you.

Kirby slaps you.