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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:05 pm
Granted! But then it gets viciously stuck between your teeth and the floss companies are mysteriously going out of business, leaving you in a rut. (I hated braces. D<)
I wish the temperature would drop outside. (105 degrees.) x.x
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:18 pm
Granted! But it becomes so cold that no one wants to venture outside, and the heat inside drops to below freezing because the heating companies have to provide enough warmth to everyone, causing an overload of power, which leads to the explosion of the generators and no heat for you. ._.
I wish I had a hot-tastic boyfriend. D:
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:56 pm
Wish granted~ Except then he dies after you know him for two hours. (<<|>>|<<)
I wish they would make my favorite manga an anime series. (_o_)
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:27 pm
Granted! But since no one else watches it, it gets canceled within moments of it airing.
I wish that it was Monday. So I can get my floofy Pekingese. xDD
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x- Spazz Muffin -x Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:30 pm
Granted...but due to messing with the concept of time, the world is plunged into an eternal Monday. Regardless of whether or not you like said day, everyone else despises you for it and a massive Garfield is spraypainted upon your house.
I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:33 pm
Granted, but because your cup doesn't have a bottom, it can't hold coffee too well and it leaks all over you.
I wish I had a phone...
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:41 pm
Granted, except the phone is secret government technology, and you get hauled off to jail for having it. Muahahaha.
I wish my cat didn't have to have fleas, or at least he would hold still long enough for me to kill some. gonk
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:54 pm
Granted, but he turns to keeping vicious attack hermit crabs as pets instead of the fleas.
I wish the walls of my house were not all the same, boring white.
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x- Spazz Muffin -x Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:57 pm
Granted! But the walls became seizure inducing and it caused you and your family to lie in comas! >33
I wish that it wasn't so dark out at 1o:57 PM. xDD
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:57 pm
Granted, but instead of having boring white walls, you made the wrong phone call to who you thought were the painters and called a demolition crew. They blow up your house.
I wish I had a life time supply of chocolate.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:40 am
I wish that it wasn't so dark out at 1o:57 PM. ~ Granted! But this disrupts everyone around the world and they quickly start a "we hate spazz" group. You are hounded for the rest of your {short} life.
I wish I had a life time supply of chocolate. ~ Granted! But you eat so much that you become morbidly obese, and spend the rest of your days in a reinforced bed being incontinent.
I wish the gnat bite on my foot would go away.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:39 am
Granted, but in order to balance things out, you are forced to bite a gnat leaving you with a questionable taste in your mouth.
I wish the lids didn't have to fall off of every single pen I own.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:22 pm
Granted, but now you don't need pens. Everything is done through computers.
I wish I could find the one perfect book. @.@
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:29 pm
Granted, but the book is ancient and falls apart when you touch it.
I wish I had some new boots.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:36 pm
Wish granted, but then some sneaky ninja (possibly me) Steals them! Mwuaha!
I wish I had a summer outfit to wear!
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