Crack Thread for Camaraderie!

[AkureiAzumi]

Wow, there hasn't been a new post in this Guild since September. o.-  

[LuLuLu]

You're a thread necromancer!  

[threefatesangel]

LIFE! gonk *raises arms and waves 'em around fanatically* So did that work? ninja  

[AkureiAzumi]

Should try the virtual defibrillator >.>. Since applying a real one to one's computer may cause a melted slag pile of aluminum, silicon, and/or whatever other metals a computer is made out of.  

[threefatesangel]

It would be difficult even that way because you'd be "reviving" the computer not the actual website/forum/guild.

I know what we need. A RAID. We should learn from the best, WoW. If they can get boys to spurn their girlfriends that way, it must work for 'net nerds like us right?!  

[AkureiAzumi]

threefatesangel

It would be difficult even that way because you'd be "reviving" the computer not the actual website/forum/guild.

I know what we need. A RAID. We should learn from the best, WoW. If they can get boys to spurn their girlfriends that way, it must work for 'net nerds like us right?!

As good of an idea as a RAID is...I think we have to actually have people here and active in order to do that. Can magically summon them here??  

[threefatesangel]

Apparently I'll have to someone people one by one, because the last time I did a spell only you appeared. Muu. X< *tries anyways*

I SUMMON THEE, OH RANDOM MEMBER OF CHAOS, OF GREAT AND TOTAL RANDOMNESS! *eyes completely squeezed shut* Is it working?  

[threefatesangel]

Look! It didn't freakin' work. gonk It's because I (as my Gaia avi) stopped being the demon summoner I once was. crying I'm tempted to change back. Though I guess I have to wait 'til after I change to a dark elf because I'm sure some hair would look funny with that skin.

Actually... does the dark elf pot' even work? I thought I'd see more people as elves. 0.o  

[AkureiAzumi]

*drops out of summoned portal..out of nowhere and hits the floor* Ooof...

*clears throat* The dark elf potions should work, but I think everyone who wanted to be a Dark Elf became and stayed one after the event. Either that, or the novelty of being a Dark Elf wore off already.

That's the thing, you're a demon summoner. Your summoning only works on "demons" (and partially demonic dragons). :]  

[threefatesangel]

Ah. That explains a lot. Hm.. Maybe I should try summoning a lot more demons! But that might end up just summoning you a lot of times if the spell only works for "nearest demons". Hmm... stare I'll need to do some research and adjust my summoning circles.  

[AkureiAzumi]

Hmm, perhaps summoning circles that are better at targeting rather than the general summoning circles (those seem to be the type that will pull in the "nearest" one). Also try summoning circles for other creatures....spirits, ghosts, etc.  

[threefatesangel]

I was going to try summoning an angel, all bright white and gold and such. But the laws of magic might think it would be funnier to summon me instead. >.>  

[AkureiAzumi]

Wait...you summoned yourself? *disappears and pops out of portal one foot to the left*  

[threefatesangel]

Funny how the laws of magic is working with the laws of irony against me. stare  

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