You're Asked To Say Grace... What Do You Say?

[I Am A Mountie]

I'd say "Grace" or "Duh IDK, how. Pass?"  

[JohnnyRingo45]

I entertain their ignorance with my own. A lunchtime grace I learned at a scout camp I work at.(I have to say grace sometimes, 12th point of Scout Law is reverence. So I pretend.) I sing this grace everytime they ask, keeps them from asking again. Even better it's been rumored to be bad luck because it brings rain.

Johnny Appleseed Grace:

Oh the lord is good to me,

That's why I thank the lord,

For giving me the things I need:

The sun, the RAIN, and the apple seeds,

Oh the lord is good to me, GO LORD!


After it's been done they usually stare daggers, hilarious at dinners with my other half's christian-conservative grandparents.  

[55may55]

Being that I go to a Catholic school and hear them saying prayers all day long anyway, I have learned that you can say pretty much anything you want as long as it includes the words "thankful/thank you", "help me", and "God." Keeping all this in mind I would probably say something like this:

So did you guys see the new Star Trek movie? I am so thankful that it turned out as well as it did, because if they had screwed that film up, God help me, somebody would be in trouble. Well enough of me ranting, what's up with you guys? Oh, and go ahead and dig in.  

[adolfchrist]

Dear God, we paid for all of this food, so thanks for nothing. Amen  

[B1g_crunch]

"Hey, Big G. How about a bit of fancier food for this meal, huh? What, me bustin' my nuts ain't good enough to get some lobster, or at least some dinner rolls that aren't stale."  

[LALO_ONE]

Ill Say something like "Let us praise the Cheese Helmet For the Cheese Helmet loves us all even the Lactose intolerant and don't forget to cut the cheese in the face of Christ" yeah something like that.... biggrin  

[TheSeeker1488]

"Dear Invisible Sky Genie..."  

[Nardone]

ok well id be laughing my a** off trying this.. but id probably say " THANK YOU BABY JESUS I ******** LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!"
and then get kicked outta the dinner table..

But something like this happened to me once.. i was at a friends house last year and they said i was a guest so it would be nice for me to do grace.. uhh.. i told them i was atheist and the parents hate me now -_-" well that family was a push over so who needs them  

[PolityOfQueens]

"Hare krishna, hare krishna..."