The Blame Game

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Zahzi's lying. I have video tapes and pictures of him doing the dead. Not to mention dressing them up in goofy clown outfits and making them bathe in peanut butter with him. blaugh  

[BlackCandy705]

Eeeewww...Random's being weirder than me at the moment... I may be a pervert. But once someone's dead, I'd rather not (BEEP) them. Who wants to anyway? You can't hear any screaming or moans. And you have to do ALL the work, cuz the lazy bastards just sit there.

But....I guess rigamortis would be fun wouldn't it? *giggles*  

[Zahzi]

...Disgusting...

Candy just made my eye twitch more than ever...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

According to Zahzi's diary, Zahzi has a weird obsession with taking random people's underwear and then wearing them when no one is looking...

I want my underwear back damn it! scream  

[BlackCandy705]

RANDOM MADE ZAHZI CHANGE HIS JOURNAL TO PRIVATE SO I COULDN'T READ IT!!!!

*sighs and shrugs* Whatever, I probably wouldn't read it anyway. Waaay to lazy...

*eye twitches. gives a disgusted whine* That's what my bi friend did... I found some underwear in my drawer that I didn't remember buying or wearing so I was freaked out because I didn't know if they were mine or someone else's. They were pretty though. But anyway, I threw them in my closet because I didn't want to accidentally wear them if they weren't mine (EW!). So my friend came over and....*gags*...tried to do things to me, to which I locked myself in the bathroom and refused to sleep in the same bed with her(I slept on the floor.)
A few weeks later I remembered the panties I threw in the closet. I went in there and they were gone. I called my 'friend' and she said that she took them. She wouldn't tell me why.
We aren't friends anymore.  

[Zahzi]

Candy is tempting me to find her and make her scream fright by something truly horrifying...Cute and fuzzy rabbits...  

[BlackCandy705]

Zahzi thinks that cute and fuzzy rabbits scare me....

They're adorable!!! Why would I be scared of them? *makes kissy faces at the rabbits*
It's the ones that talk and are all like "Will you pweeze be my fwend?" and cling to my leg that make my eye twitch.....  

[Zahzi]

Candy doesn't know that's it's an army of those kinds of rabbits...Being led by the flippin' Trix Rabbit...  

[BlackCandy705]

Zahzi forgot that he supplied me with the robot Candy's.... *snaps fingers. blood spews from everywhere as the robots attack*

LOL have you seen the adult swim Trix commercial?! It's hilarious!
Kids: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
Rabbit (chinese): Yu share! *jumps up, twists their neck, kills them, takes the trix and leaves*  

[Zahzi]

Candy is thinking of animal-abuse...  

[BlackCandy705]

NYEH??? N-No I'M NOT!! I....It's self-defense! I wouldn't hurt an innocent rabbit! These are rabbits trying to kill me!! I'm not abusing them!!

Zahzi is making me feel bad!!! *tries to glomp Random, but she's gone for the weekend...*  

[Zahzi]

...Candy still doesn't realize how easy it is to get into her head...  

[BlackCandy705]

Ah(scoff sound)! *angry blush* NO YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD!!! I AM NOT PREDICTABLE!!!!
*sniffs* Snnnaaarrrk!!...

Zahzi is taking advantage of the strange sentimental-ness I have today and playing with it!!! *glares*  

[Zahzi]

...Candy is making this way too easy now...  

[BlackCandy705]

*high pitched whine* No I'm not....am I? *whines again*

Zahzi's being cruel....