Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

The invisible wish is granted, but is broken when I take that brick and throw it at it...

I wish I hadn't just broken the brick... crying  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, I break it after clutching it too hard...this is after seeing the video of Zahzi and Gay Lord.... *eye twitches feverishly* (but dude that was funny as hell. And Zahzi's response was frikin priceless...)

Some positions are just not supposed to be video taped Random...bad, bad girl.....

I wish that I didn't miss so much stuff because of swim practice....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Oh I've been naughty.. I should be punished.. *winks* No yuri though. I will not do another girl. I need a man and Gay Lord is well.. Gay. I know what I'll do! I'll call John! *sends a message to John* heart


Your wish is granted. However swim practice is canceled and you forget how to swim and then you go out and swim in the ocean, drown and get eaten by a whale. *WHALE NOISE*

I wish I could stop laughing/choking.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now you're SUFFOCATING!

I wish I didn't need to awake at 6 in the ******** morning...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. You must wake up at 3.

I wish my camera hadn't slipped and knocked my forehead and made a big bump....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. It exploded when you tried to use it, causing shrapenal to imbed itself into you.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable!  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, it is overly fluffed to the point of absolute girliness. Imagine pink fuzz and hippies and flowers...EVERYWHERE..

I wish I could be on the compy a bit more...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But you're not allowed on for the next three days.

I wish my brain was unscrambled and I had some scrambled eggs!  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But you have an annurysm, and the eggs are rotten.

I wish I had some steel chains...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But I take thos chains and use them against you. (Never give a Torture Dungeon Master chains Zahzi. Never.)

I wish... I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But I use duct tape to tape your mouth shut so you can't wish for it...

I wish I had a new Zombie Novel...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But zombies come and eat your brains, making you one of them and therefor you have no use for novels now.

I wish my singing voice was beautiful ^^  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But then you sell your soul by signing up for American Idol.

I wish I had a time machine.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

AMERICAN IDOL!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted. But then the universe explodes because you ruined all the laws about time and space.  

[Zahzi]

Because you didn't make a wish, I grant you one, just to Corrupt your non-greediness!

I WISH I HAD A BUNCH OF BOATS!