Mad Libs

[ChainsawDooM]

I hope I don't miss the next one.  

[Gweener]

ChainsawDooM

... ... So you can watch them squirm or face-palm in embarrassment as they are subjected to the place's birthday song? Or is it some other kind of fun I'm not aware of? I honestly can't see any other kind of fun come from that situation...

Yah, I had a pal do that to me... and it wasn't even my birthday! So I was totally caught off guard and even began to argue that it wasn't my birthday, and then finally shrank back in my chair to endure the public attention. I gave a threat that there would be payback, but fortunately for all involved, I found Chili's does NOT do birthday songs!!!  

[ChainsawDooM]

Heh... That was exactly what I was thinking.

If someone did that to me, I could pretty much guarantee you, while the waiters/waitresses were standing there, I'd look my friend in the eye, and say in a perfectly audible voice, "Oh, you are an a*****e!" with a quick little point at him, and then take the humiliation.  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl Wow ~ Much has happened while I've been off..! xd Hope you've all had a great New Year, and have not endured any public karaoke, or birthday wishes!

Next I will need a: Plural Noun  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Would "boats" work?  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl That'll work nicely...

I'll need a: Present-tense verb.  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Uh... Gyrates?  

[PieMonster2000]

O wow. xd I gotta change that to 'gyrate' if that's alright.. otherwise it doesn't fit in very well...

Next is: Something soft  

[Hazumu-san]

How about a feather!  

[ChainsawDooM]

Uh... bypassing the obvious answer, "silk," let's go with 3-ply toilet paper.

...
I actually thought of 3-ply before I thought of silk...

[edit] GAH!!! You beat me by a few seconds... If I wasn't so wordy all the time, I woulda won!  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl OoooH~! We're getting competetive!! xd I like that 3-Ply idea.. :3 I'll use both of them...

Something Cold  

[Gweener]

green jello  

[Hazumu-san]

Your words are always worth it Chain smile  

[PieMonster2000]

Might I have a colour, please? xd  

[ChainsawDooM]

Fluorescent hot pink. I was going to go with puce, because nobody really knows what color it is (and if you do... let's just say you must have been pretty good at home-ec... and musical theater... just kidding XD... [[It'th FABULOUSTH!!!]])... but... I looked back and thought... it probably wouldn't be good because nobody really knows what color it is.

So, fluorescent hot pink it is... because normal hot pink wasn't flamboyant enough.