I'm just gonna put this up as filler (or something). This is how I'd respond to the following:
l-Kathulu-l
>Call OCFB and apologize. Or tell each other secrets. Then have phone sex
No. You don't want to know OCFB's secrets, they're probably gross and/or boring. You don't even have a phone.
Wantcookie
>Ignore the incredibly baffling CRYPTIC MESSAGE, pick up and pocket 20 RUPEES, and turn around.
(Thank you. This'll be the one I'll actually do.)
Tonberry Crunch
>Throw HAZARDOUS SHARDS OF POTTERY at door
What door?
Kirbythecreampuff
>Find the way out
Oh man I'm so smart
(I actually have no idea how to respond to this other than
smile How?
Orphie
> Turn around and pee on whatever is there.
You don't have enough BODY FLUIDS to pull this off right now. (Also, didn't I like, specifically ask you guys not to do this? I don't want to draw people peeing on stuff, I'm too uptight!)
J of The Wind
Is that a bag next to him?
>Look inside bag
or for the lulz: >Stand in bag and turn around
(We've already looked in the bag...) Inside the BAG you see three SNOWGLOBES of varying sizes.
(Also, please only one command, or else I won't know what to choose) You stand on the bag and turn around.
You don't have enough BODY FLUIDS to pull this off right now. (How do you even know they're capable of this? What if they're a girl?)
Come on guys, don't be vulgar. Please?
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