MSPANCE - 154 Let's try this again (Sorry to necro)

[TtheHero]

>DO A BARREL ROLL!

(Someone had to say it)  

[Ennokni]

Two-parter! Yay!






So, I like the fact this is getting so many submissions, so from now on, just put up however many you want. If there's something really good that's not first, I still might take it.

Also, I have a vague idea of where I'm goin' take this. So be forewarned that despite your best efforts, any plot there is to this will progress.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

>Equip HAZARDOUS SHARDS OF POTTERY  

[Owwin]

>Turn around until you get dizzy and fall from the END TABLE and land in the HAZARDOUS SHARDS OF POTTERY.  

[Skaeryll]

> Eat hazardous shards of pottery  

[l-Kathulu-l]

>Call the OCFB and apologize.  

[Ennokni]

By the way, I put up some commentary-esque things on the panels in the archive; you know, if anyone cares.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

>Call OCFB and apologize. Or tell each other secrets. Then have phone sex  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

>Ignore the incredibly baffling CRYPTIC MESSAGE, pick up and pocket 20 RUPEES, and turn around.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

>Throw HAZARDOUS SHARDS OF POTTERY at door  

[Terara Drakon]

>Find the way out

Oh man I'm so smart  

[Orphie]

> Turn around and pee on whatever is there.  

[J of The Wind]

Is that a bag next to him?

>Look inside bag

or for the lulz: >Stand in bag and turn around  

[Skaeryll]

>Urinate out window  

[Ennokni]

I'm just gonna put this up as filler (or something). This is how I'd respond to the following:

l-Kathulu-l

>Call OCFB and apologize. Or tell each other secrets. Then have phone sex

No. You don't want to know OCFB's secrets, they're probably gross and/or boring. You don't even have a phone.

Wantcookie

>Ignore the incredibly baffling CRYPTIC MESSAGE, pick up and pocket 20 RUPEES, and turn around.

(Thank you. This'll be the one I'll actually do.)

Tonberry Crunch

>Throw HAZARDOUS SHARDS OF POTTERY at door

What door?

Kirbythecreampuff

>Find the way out

Oh man I'm so smart

(I actually have no idea how to respond to this other than smile How?

Orphie

> Turn around and pee on whatever is there.

You don't have enough BODY FLUIDS to pull this off right now. (Also, didn't I like, specifically ask you guys not to do this? I don't want to draw people peeing on stuff, I'm too uptight!)

J of The Wind

Is that a bag next to him?

>Look inside bag

or for the lulz: >Stand in bag and turn around

(We've already looked in the bag...) Inside the BAG you see three SNOWGLOBES of varying sizes.

(Also, please only one command, or else I won't know what to choose) You stand on the bag and turn around.

Regulust

>Urinate out window

You don't have enough BODY FLUIDS to pull this off right now. (How do you even know they're capable of this? What if they're a girl?)




Come on guys, don't be vulgar. Please?