Your Perfect Guy/Girl

[Darek Khort]

Perfect girl?
Hmm...

1. Smart.
2. Co-operative and a team player.
3. Highly presented.
4. Fluent in the language of English.
5. Tall but not too tall.
6. Asian.
7. Likes Anime/Manga

And...there should be more but I can't remember them anymore. sweatdrop  

[Flammable Bait]

Darek Khort

Perfect girl?
Hmm...

1. Smart.
2. Co-operative and a team player.
3. Highly presented.
4. Fluent in the language of English.
5. Tall but not too tall.
6. Asian.
7. Likes Anime/Manga

And...there should be more but I can't remember them anymore. sweatdrop

I love you. Your Avatar is so goddamn expensive  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

CrimsnHawk

Darek Khort

Perfect girl?
Hmm...

1. Smart.
2. Co-operative and a team player.
3. Highly presented.
4. Fluent in the language of English.
5. Tall but not too tall.
6. Asian.
7. Likes Anime/Manga

And...there should be more but I can't remember them anymore. sweatdrop

I love you. Your Avatar is so goddamn expensive

Agreed. lol cool  

[Bury Michigan]

Tokioka

Blibbles

Tokioka

I'd want my lover to allow me to smother her with affection whenever I liked and not get annoyed about my 'busy hands'. 3nodding

xd

Take note that I did say her not him lol.

I'm already in a right kerfuffle concerning a lolita complex so I don't wanna complicate things even further. sweatdrop

What's that supposed ta mean....? HMMMMM?!  

[Tokioka]

Blibbles

Tokioka

Blibbles

Tokioka

I'd want my lover to allow me to smother her with affection whenever I liked and not get annoyed about my 'busy hands'. 3nodding

xd

Take note that I did say her not him lol.

I'm already in a right kerfuffle concerning a lolita complex so I don't wanna complicate things even further. sweatdrop

What's that supposed ta mean....? HMMMMM?!

4laugh lol -taps the side of nose- heheh... who nose? whee  

[Flammable Bait]

Tokioka

Blibbles

Tokioka

Blibbles

Tokioka

I'd want my lover to allow me to smother her with affection whenever I liked and not get annoyed about my 'busy hands'. 3nodding

xd

Take note that I did say her not him lol.

I'm already in a right kerfuffle concerning a lolita complex so I don't wanna complicate things even further. sweatdrop

What's that supposed ta mean....? HMMMMM?!

4laugh lol -taps the side of nose- heheh... who nose? whee

That is just taking away all the fun of a relationship! worrying your going too far and slowly slowly taking it further...It wouldnt be fun to just do wtvr the hell you want all the time. because that gets boring after a slow period time  

[yalie5]

Tokioka

yalie5

okay...
1) I didn't get the 3rd date thing
2)the fact that he pointed out he used her instead of him makes me even more suspicious.
3)one of these days tapioka's going to get arrested for his "busy hands" that is if he can find a girl to get close enough first.
4)yesh smother with affection (not for me. I'd be somthering with affection for about the first two weeks then I'll just sit around wondering "if I did my homework now I wouldn't have anything to do later.")

Pfft.

Homework girl. stare

And why would I ever get arrested? Not like I'm just gonna blindly run onto the streets and start molesting random women. Although... cool nah, too risky. lol

hey... you have a problem with people who like to do their homework and turn it in on time? stare
ya know... i wasn't thinking that, but now that i think about it you prolly would. I hope you have a good lawyer (not really twisted )
@crimsnhawk:wtf? That's um... very specific.

btw has anyone noticed that just about everybody's perfect guy girl is very similar? really think that if i ever met any of these perfect guy or girls I'd go out of my mind. sorry I'm weird sweatdrop  

[kyoslove74]

okay first of reading all of these thigns that ask fo a perfect guy I am irriated by soemthings in it btu okay I try to be responable
the guy of my dreams
1. he has to be kind caring loving '
2. I am possessive so he can not ever cheat on me or well he mgiht end up with no body parts left that ahven't been stretched or cut off
3. he has to love me he has to learn how to deal with me when I am in one of my temperments because well i ahve a temper
4. he has to be willing to give me freedom
5. I ahve to be abel to stand him
6. common interest its ncie to get introduced to new things but common interest is one of the best things because you can relate to the person
7. they must talk to me everyday
8. must not talk about me negativily infront of my friends or his friends or anyone for the matter
9. be able to cheer me up when I am upset
10. he msut not ever be a selfish egotistic b*****d
11. he has to be smart
12. he must be a good guy with good intentions
13. someone I ahve known for quite a while
14 someoen i would love
15 . he must not never weigh a ton like 1,000 pounds
16. he ahs to eb understanding of my feelings
17. someone who could make me smile makes me happy
18. give me some presents because I am will buy thigns from him but he must not be dating me because of money or I'll cut him off
19 he msut not ever use me to gain whatever he wants for anaother person
20 he has to respect me
21 he msut enevr ever fall for my sisters or my other friends
22. i must be the only girl for him
23 he has to be a gentlemen
24 he has to be strong
25 have a strong spirit full of hope
26 he msut enver ever let people step on him
27. be willing to hold em because I like being held
28. he msut always fight for what he believes in he must fight for justice
29 be willing to help people
30. it would eb nice if eh would be willing to share with me his secerts , goals, his problems he msut be willing to let me in
31 . he must not be embarassed if I hold his hand or do anything nonsexually like give him a kiss on the cheek
32. be able to help me relax
33. he should neevr get sick fo me because I'm a very insecure abotu soemthigns
34. love me for who I am
35. he would do anything for me
36. he msut not ever betray my trust
37. be willing to do soemthigns for me
38. have tiem for me
39. never ever try to avoid me  

[Flammable Bait]

kyoslove74

okay first of reading all of these thigns that ask fo a perfect guy I am irriated by soemthings in it btu okay I try to be responable
the guy of my dreams
1. he has to be kind caring loving '
2. I am possessive so he can not ever cheat on me or well he mgiht end up with no body parts left that ahven't been stretched or cut off
3. he has to love me he has to learn how to deal with me when I am in one of my temperments because well i ahve a temper
4. he has to be willing to give me freedom
5. I ahve to be abel to stand him
6. common interest its ncie to get introduced to new things but common interest is one of the best things because you can relate to the person
7. they must talk to me everyday
8. must not talk about me negativily infront of my friends or his friends or anyone for the matter
9. be able to cheer me up when I am upset
10. he msut not ever be a selfish egotistic b*****d
11. he has to be smart
12. he must be a good guy with good intentions
13. someone I ahve known for quite a while
14 someoen i would love
15 . he must not never weigh a ton like 1,000 pounds
16. he ahs to eb understanding of my feelings
17. someone who could make me smile makes me happy
18. give me some presents because I am will buy thigns from him but he must not be dating me because of money or I'll cut him off
19 he msut not ever use me to gain whatever he wants for anaother person
20 he has to respect me
21 he msut enevr ever fall for my sisters or my other friends
22. i must be the only girl for him
23 he has to be a gentlemen
24 he has to be strong
25 have a strong spirit full of hope
26 he msut enver ever let people step on him
27. be willing to hold em because I like being held
28. he msut always fight for what he believes in he must fight for justice
29 be willing to help people
30. it would eb nice if eh would be willing to share with me his secerts , goals, his problems he msut be willing to let me in
31 . he must not be embarassed if I hold his hand or do anything nonsexually like give him a kiss on the cheek
32. be able to help me relax
33. he should neevr get sick fo me because I'm a very insecure abotu soemthigns
34. love me for who I am
35. he would do anything for me
36. he msut not ever betray my trust
37. be willing to do soemthigns for me
38. have tiem for me
39. never ever try to avoid me

If she go there she still wont be satisfied. Why? Because even if there was a guy like that hed still find you to have extreamly high demands....

Sorry  

[yalie5]

kyoslove74

okay first of reading all of these thigns that ask fo a perfect guy I am irriated by soemthings in it btu okay I try to be responable
the guy of my dreams
1. he has to be kind caring loving '
2. I am possessive so he can not ever cheat on me or well he mgiht end up with no body parts left that ahven't been stretched or cut off
3. he has to love me he has to learn how to deal with me when I am in one of my temperments because well i ahve a temper
4. he has to be willing to give me freedom
5. I ahve to be abel to stand him
6. common interest its ncie to get introduced to new things but common interest is one of the best things because you can relate to the person
7. they must talk to me everyday
8. must not talk about me negativily infront of my friends or his friends or anyone for the matter
9. be able to cheer me up when I am upset
10. he msut not ever be a selfish egotistic b*****d
11. he has to be smart
12. he must be a good guy with good intentions
13. someone I ahve known for quite a while
14 someoen i would love
15 . he must not never weigh a ton like 1,000 pounds
16. he ahs to eb understanding of my feelings
17. someone who could make me smile makes me happy
18. give me some presents because I am will buy thigns from him but he must not be dating me because of money or I'll cut him off
19 he msut not ever use me to gain whatever he wants for anaother person
20 he has to respect me
21 he msut enevr ever fall for my sisters or my other friends
22. i must be the only girl for him
23 he has to be a gentlemen
24 he has to be strong
25 have a strong spirit full of hope
26 he msut enver ever let people step on him
27. be willing to hold em because I like being held
28. he msut always fight for what he believes in he must fight for justice
29 be willing to help people
30. it would eb nice if eh would be willing to share with me his secerts , goals, his problems he msut be willing to let me in
31 . he must not be embarassed if I hold his hand or do anything nonsexually like give him a kiss on the cheek
32. be able to help me relax
33. he should neevr get sick fo me because I'm a very insecure abotu soemthigns
34. love me for who I am
35. he would do anything for me
36. he msut not ever betray my trust
37. be willing to do soemthigns for me
38. have tiem for me
39. never ever try to avoid me

okay, wow. yeah good luck finding someone like that lol  

[Flammable Bait]

High.Demands. Ewww,  

[Tokioka]

yalie5

Tokioka

yalie5

okay...
1) I didn't get the 3rd date thing
2)the fact that he pointed out he used her instead of him makes me even more suspicious.
3)one of these days tapioka's going to get arrested for his "busy hands" that is if he can find a girl to get close enough first.
4)yesh smother with affection (not for me. I'd be somthering with affection for about the first two weeks then I'll just sit around wondering "if I did my homework now I wouldn't have anything to do later.")

Pfft.

Homework girl. stare

And why would I ever get arrested? Not like I'm just gonna blindly run onto the streets and start molesting random women. Although... cool nah, too risky. lol

hey... you have a problem with people who like to do their homework and turn it in on time? stare
ya know... i wasn't thinking that, but now that i think about it you prolly would. I hope you have a good lawyer (not really twisted )
@crimsnhawk:wtf? That's um... very specific.

btw has anyone noticed that just about everybody's perfect guy girl is very similar? really think that if i ever met any of these perfect guy or girls I'd go out of my mind. sorry I'm weird sweatdrop

I JUST HATE HOMEWORK! SO MUCH!! scream

Anyway that molesting women thing was clearly a joke lol , so don't worry about my lawyer... although I'm sure Minielf would provide me with a pretty good alibi if anything were to crop up...  

[Flammable Bait]

kyoslove74

okay first of reading all of these thigns that ask fo a perfect guy I am irriated by soemthings in it btu okay I try to be responable
the guy of my dreams
1. he has to be kind caring loving '
2. I am possessive so he can not ever cheat on me or well he mgiht end up with no body parts left that ahven't been stretched or cut off
3. he has to love me he has to learn how to deal with me when I am in one of my temperments because well i ahve a temper
4. he has to be willing to give me freedom
5. I ahve to be abel to stand him
6. common interest its ncie to get introduced to new things but common interest is one of the best things because you can relate to the person
7. they must talk to me everyday
8. must not talk about me negativily infront of my friends or his friends or anyone for the matter
9. be able to cheer me up when I am upset
10. he msut not ever be a selfish egotistic b*****d
11. he has to be smart
12. he must be a good guy with good intentions
13. someone I ahve known for quite a while
14 someoen i would love
15 . he must not never weigh a ton like 1,000 pounds
16. he ahs to eb understanding of my feelings
17. someone who could make me smile makes me happy
18. give me some presents because I am will buy thigns from him but he must not be dating me because of money or I'll cut him off
19 he msut not ever use me to gain whatever he wants for anaother person
20 he has to respect me
21 he msut enevr ever fall for my sisters or my other friends
22. i must be the only girl for him
23 he has to be a gentlemen
24 he has to be strong
25 have a strong spirit full of hope
26 he msut enver ever let people step on him
27. be willing to hold em because I like being held
28. he msut always fight for what he believes in he must fight for justice
29 be willing to help people
30. it would eb nice if eh would be willing to share with me his secerts , goals, his problems he msut be willing to let me in
31 . he must not be embarassed if I hold his hand or do anything nonsexually like give him a kiss on the cheek
32. be able to help me relax
33. he should neevr get sick fo me because I'm a very insecure abotu soemthigns
34. love me for who I am
35. he would do anything for me
36. he msut not ever betray my trust
37. be willing to do soemthigns for me
38. have tiem for me
39. never ever try to avoid me

Ok i accutly got round to reading it, and words couldnt describe how i felt, so here is a picture



I tried not to move but it didnt work.

I was almost rolling on the floor with laughter. Im sorry, its just that funny.

See even the back of my hair is curling with laughter.

Even my shiny hair is happily reflecting light. ECT.  

[t0shi0]

Ah, now now CH, don't be mean.
She's realize after she can't find anyone like that.  

[Flammable Bait]

for one to be miserable, and another to be happy, Is better then just to have one person miserable..

Not saying she is miserable...!! I love you reallly... whoever that is who posted the high demands thing. heart


I guess.