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 Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:04 pm
I get the hat part of Hat.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:35 pm
This thread is quite humorous.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:42 pm
I hate this guy. You suck.
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Trenn Flashkill Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:52 pm
Really, that's all I have to say. Therefore, I repeat it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:00 pm
Crocodile Dundee
Aus-E had just finished his latest Youtube hit. “Seven Riiiiings in haaaand” he sang, as he shook his head, and placed seven fingers into the air. The fingers represented the number of rings that Sonic has in hand, just in case anybody didn't catch that.
He grabbed a towel, and wiped the sweat off his body. This was a hard line of work. He decided to call his girlfriend, who he loved more than anything else in the world. She asked him to come over, because she has something important to talk about. Surely, this was for sex, so he came, and then he walked over to her house (yes, that is a masturbation joke).
He opened the door and was immediately welcomed with a hard slap to the face.
“Ow, what was that for, mate?!” He said, as he broke his fall with a kangaroo.
“I heard about what you did with LPS. You asked for pictures of her boobs, and even tried to bribe her, mate. Why didn't you ever do that for me?”
“Because I love you too much, so I asked somebody else to show me their boobs, because I respect you that much, mate.”
“Well, okay, that makes sense.” she said, and then she kneed him in the balls, and kicked him off her front stoop, and slammed the door. Yeah, Aus-E had probably just gotten dumped. Probably.
After five minutes of being totally depressed, he was over it. He decided it was time to make another sweet youtube lip syncing video. This time, it would be Sonic and the Black Knight. He even had a wind hand motion for when he sings “knight of the wiiiiiiiind”.
A few days after posting, he was (as expected) a complete youtube celebrity. He checked his inbox because it was full of messages (I'm not even kidding, the dude is totally popular), and he saw a picture of a lovely young woman. “I LOVE Sonic and the Black Knight” she said, “your use of hand motions to depict the wind blew me away! (lol!) Come to my house. I'll show you my hand motions. wink ”
Aus-E came. And then he went to her house. (haha another c** joke!) His night was magical. She showed him every hand move she knew, but he did NOT get laid. He respected her too much for that, so he had sex with his ex instead. But, this new girl meant everything to him and is definitely his true love for real totally.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:46 am
What a respecting mate, mate.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:03 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:19 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:20 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:49 am
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:02 am
So was my original post, pal.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:03 am
auS-e-Dude So was my original post, pal. LAWLLLL. Didn't catch it. xd
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:49 pm
Orphie would like to hear another story... mate.
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