Wish Corrupting =)

[Night Wind Yote]

i dont know what that is but it expldes on you
i wish for sleep  

[Orcus Fieres]

You get night mares, member?

I wants a hammer.  

[Night Wind Yote]

yeah but it falls on your head
i want another dragon  

[Orcus Fieres]

It gobbles your first one up.

I want a horse.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but it bucks and jumps
i wish for another spellbook  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, all the spells kill the user

I want to give that same spell book  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but you die
i wanna be the one to burn your corpse  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, i come back and eat your brain.

I want to have a comb.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but it bites
i wish for more money  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted but it's blood money.

I want cheese.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but its moldy
i want a rose  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, this rose has thorns everywhere.

I wish for world war III.  

[Night Wind Yote]

not granted becuse its not needed
i wish for world peace  

[Orcus Fieres]

Granted, without war the military is soon ended and people won't be able to go to colleges. This will derive nations of doctors and engineers which will soon make the population drop and human kind will lose an easy 12% of it's population and with this coupled together with the fact that smoking may go up will soon kill 24% of the population. People will become scared and go on rampages that will kill more and more people until there is total anarchy and the only winners are the ones with guns.

I want a lizard.  

[Night Wind Yote]

granted but it bites
i want a pillow