The N-Pire (Prologue.)

[Orphie]

otawara

same s**t

Okay, when we say "moar" we mean we want more of new stuff, not more of the same stuff.  

[otawara]

Look at the spoilarz post, you damed hillbilly.


It's the second one.

(Im srry i lyu orph)  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

******** yeah, I get to be a sexy, sexy, distraction. A sexy indestructable distraction.  

[Orphie]

oh. :B  

[J of The Wind]

Orphie

oh. :B

Durr-hurr  

[Orphie]

J of The Wind

Orphie

oh. :B

Durr-hurr

It wasn't up when I posted before. >P  

[J of The Wind]

Orphie

J of The Wind

Orphie

oh. :B

Durr-hurr

It wasn't up when I posted before. >P

I stand by my arguement. xd  

[Al Torrenz]

J of The Wind

Orphie

J of The Wind

Orphie

oh. :B

Durr-hurr

It wasn't up when I posted before. >P

I stand by my arguement. xd

I'm with J on this one, derp.  

[otawara]

Orphie's booty is not very easy to grab.  

[Bass Beatdown]

Otawara is freaking awesome.  

[otawara]

Villains!!

To counter the release of Hero clothing, I'll counter by revealing two of the main enemies the N-Pire faces.

Meccha Thompson~ Meccha Thompson is infamously known for burning entire cities to the ground using his powerful pyrokenesis. He also wears a mechanical armor suit which fuels his powers by stimulating his senses, gifting him with super-human agility, strength, etc. He controls an army of robots, and the lowest of the minions can be easilt compared to the bumbling battle droids of the C.I.S. from Star Wars. He was once a member of the N-Pire and stole many technological secrets to build up his armies and his suit.

Why is he a villain? He lives to destroy.



Digli-Douche~ A pathetic excuse for a villain. Although he claims to be 'The most evil person in all the world and Europe,' he fails miserably at being evil, and at most is slightly annoying. He can control carrots. Wait, it gets better. He can hypnotize rabbits into doing his bidding. I bet you've just soiled your pants in terror. The only reason he's alive after taking so many beatings is that he is incredibly healthy and well-built because he eats so many carrots... but a most he's limited to a burly man.  

[Super Cheesio]

...I is not protagonist? emo  

[otawara]

Super Cheesio

...I is not protagonist? emo

You appear often... does that count?  

[Super Cheesio]

otawara

Super Cheesio

...I is not protagonist? emo

You appear often... does that count?

Well, you haven't counted me as a protagonist. emo  

[otawara]

Super Cheesio

otawara

Super Cheesio

...I is not protagonist? emo

You appear often... does that count?

Well, you haven't counted me as a protagonist. emo

Because you're not. You save the team's asses a lot though. ou can teleport wherever you want, so you do it a lot.