If you could have any RE creature

[Jaidence]

I'm a dog person, so I'd have to say an infected dog, for a few reasons. A) I want to see the look on the vets face during the dog's first check up B) You hit my dog with your car and he'll eat you C) There's just something ironic about having a dead dog as a pet

Choice two would be a licker, because lets face it, something that can climb walls, leap around, and they give kisses just like dogs... from 20 feet away... that are usually lethal... but you know what. My cousins used to throw rocks at peoples pets (cats, dogs, didn't matter), lets see someone throw a rock at this one.  

[Shinde Inai]

I would have an army of Kipepeos of RE5 so the guys at my school would stop bothering me sad  

[Pow Pow Got ya]

duh' the lickers!  

[AdaWongSecretSpy]

I would choose Nemesis and two lickers...Oh and and... 4 Dog ZOmbies, No bodies gettin' in my house  

[Javanomicron]

Hmm. Probably a Mr. X clone. :B

Intelligent and intimidating as ********. He'd make a great bodygaurd.  

[iProbeShank]

I'd have to say an Iron Maiden from 4, because no one would break into my yard or house.
B3  

[space-ace1]

I'd either want one of the 2, both from resident evil 2:

1. William Birkin after he took the g-virus (He killed me a thousand times so he'd make a kick-a** bodyguard)

2. The GUy who keeps following you around: I forget what they call him, but its the big giant guy, he's after the g-virus sample in sherry's locket.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

iProbeShank

I'd have to say an Iron Maiden from 4, because no one would break into my yard or house.
B3

We'll ignore the fact that all monsters in RE4 suck..

But trust me, even if you had one regular zombie in your yard, I doubt anyone would have the balls to try and break in.  

[iProbeShank]

Biohazard EXTREME

iProbeShank

I'd have to say an Iron Maiden from 4, because no one would break into my yard or house.
B3

We'll ignore the fact that all monsters in RE4 suck..

But trust me, even if you had one regular zombie in your yard, I doubt anyone would have the balls to try and break in.

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Either an Iron Maiden or a Licker.

Lickers are interesting things...  

[Azeizel]

I would want the giant shark from RE1(remake), the big one, and name it Snowflake.