I've been having these weird dreams here lately

[Moonracer]

*chuckles* I like your sign too! I've got a few signs on my door but none of them are that amusing sadly.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Too bad.

I also have...
"Sarcasm: just one more service we offer"

"I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you"

"Indecision is the key to flexibility"

and "Trust me"
That last one isn't funny.
Though I did want to draw a bloody knife on it once.
twisted  

[Moonracer]

No, no, no, no! Tack the "Trust Me" sign up with a knife. *laughs* Okay yes I'm in a weird mood. However, I love all your signs. I'm going to have to make something that fits me and attach it to my door.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Interresting idea, but it would fit were I put my swords.

Cool, you do that, and then tell me what saying you picked. OK?