Would you rather...?

[sedo_mare]

Cockroaches,
because its not spit,... and plus I have a feeling I'd know the most of the people that donated that spit so,... that makes it worse.  

[LittleTnCo]

Would you rather be an ink blot or a Psychiatrist? blaugh  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Why does that question severely remind me of Watchmen?  

[Gweener]

Oh man, his face's so creepy!

as for the nudity thing... well, I love to be barefooted, and shoot, we were born naked, so I figure wth!? razz
That's one hellava story, too! Quite a wild ride! blaugh

I'll be the ink blot... open to individual interpertation.  

[LittleTnCo]

Would you rather be men staring at Goats, or women watching men staring at Goats? ninja  

[sedo_mare]

I thought of a question!
Hazumu-san!
Would you rather have to survive with just a tent (& food &water) in below freezing temperatures or in 95 and up?  

[Hazumu-san]

I would do the below 0 temps. I do way better in colder weather that warmer. Heck you can always put on another coat, but once you get naked theres nothing more to take off to get cooler. smile

As for the goat thing, I think I would rather stare at the men. wink  

[ChainsawDooM]

Hazumu-san

...but once you get naked theres nothing more to take off to get cooler. smile

... Everybody's getting naked...  

[LittleTnCo]

It's funny you should say that. During the day, my eyes run around naked looking out their glassy, sometimes dirty window. But at night, someone keeps covering them up with blankets and removes their glassy dwelling. burning_eyes  

[LittleTnCo]

Would you rather be a squirrel who lost his nuts while being chased by a beaver or take a bath in Habanero Hot Sauce?  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Would I have to wash my face?  

[LittleTnCo]

Avoid the eyes, nose, and mouth just like you would with a bar of soap. Oh, and you already look like you had a bath in Habanero Hot Sauce. blaugh  

[ChainsawDooM]

If it doesn't get on my face, it might be bearable. I'd have to have milk on hand for afterwards, though... Milk shower... IT PUTS OUT THA FAYAH!  

[Hazumu-san]

I have one, would your rather... spank a rhinoceros on the butt or would you rather clean a sewer pump with a handbrush?  

[ChainsawDooM]

Spank a rhinoceros on the buttocks. Think about it... if it charges, it probably won't be at you, since you'd have to be behind it to whack it on the buttocks. Not only that, they've got bad eyesight, so you should be able to avoid it. Then, you've got turn speed. Something that big can't turn very well while charging, so dodge out of the way. Eventually, the rhino will get bored... if... he even felt the slap through that thick-a** hide of his...
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...thick-a** hide... Thick a**-hide...
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They both work