Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[Xilo The Odd]

cause you touch yourself at night. and day... and morning.

what does the bottom of an avatars foot look like?  

[GrowingDandelion]

The bottom of an avatar's foot.

Where does rain come from?  

[Montiqueue]

From the giant bathtub in the sky. c:

Why does fire burn me when I touch it?  

[Xathoa]

Naw, it eats you. x3

What is the number after 4?

I shall carry my egg with me wherever I go. o_o
Cause I'm strange like that. ;D

 

[GrowingDandelion]

3.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?  

[Allegro]

Cause they both have legs you can snap off when you're ******** them mercilessly.

Why does curb stomping Mexicans feel so good?  

[Owwin]

Cause everybody loves the Mexican hat dance.

Alternate: cause everybody loves salsa.

Alt 2: ALLEGRO YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[The Betgirl]

Refer back to when that question was already asked for your answer.


How do you get the brains off of your shoe after you curb stomp said mexican?  

[Owwin]

no.  

[Montiqueue]

You rub it off on some person's shirt.

How do you become a pillar of light?  

[Allegro]

Totagomi

You rub it off on some person's shirt.

How do you become a pillar of light?

YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU FAT ******** many licks does it take to get to the center of a 10 year old?  

[The Betgirl]

Ask hash.

Why can't the human race fire mind bullets?  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

The Betman

Ask hash.

Why can't the human race fire mind bullets?

Ask Wonderboy.

What is the meaning of 42?  

[Allegro]

How many women Fish wants at the same time.

If you could meet any person, alive or dead, who would it be?  

[l-Kathulu-l]

Your dead love life.

Why are you such a ********?