Corrupt a Wish 8D

[S Metal Crusader B]

Granted, but your d**k will fall off and turn into ash.

I wish for Manowar's discography.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, then it blows up and doesn't work.

I wish for all the stuff on my wishlist. 8D  

[S Metal Crusader B]

Granted, but every month one of the items will go.

I wish I could gain a tiny weeny bit of muscle in my arms
gonk  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but it eventually manifests into a huge bicep and devours the rest of your body!

I wish I could remove the bat off of Anurla's crotch and just.. rofl

 

[S Metal Crusader B]

Granted, but you have to share with me



I wish I could breathe underwater.  

[Jenitorturer]

[ I'll give you sloppy seconds! twisted ]

Granted, but in exchange, you can't breathe on land, and all the water on Earth gets depleted, so you die. >D

I wish my period ended right now. :l

 

[S Metal Crusader B]

( heart )

Granted, but you grow a pen0r.
xd

I wish I could fly.  

[Jenitorturer]

[ gonk ! I feel like a trap now.. ]

Granted, but you get swept up in a tornado and sent crashing to the ground. :L

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now you get eaten by a dog. >.>

I wish for all the Kingdom hearts games.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but they're all in Japanese.

I wish I could run really fast.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then your legs break after hitting the speed of sound.

I wish for a random xmas.  

[S Metal Crusader B]

†Metal†

†Crucifix†

Granted, but everyone gets presents except from you.

I wish I could fly.

Ω

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but in order to fly you just replaced your arms and hands with nasty pigeon wings.

I wish i get a laptop for chrsitmas BD