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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:06 pm
one of the many casualties of the robot uprising.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:36 pm
Death by not ever coming to visit me
A spy mistakes him for a suicide bomber, and snipes him from afar
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:38 pm
Ethereal Tiger attack. There was no stopping the rampage of a nearly invisible Tiger.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:39 pm
Trampled by football players.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:46 pm
Destroyed by an angry Blood Moon in 3 days. Zephyrkitty Trampled by football players. ;;o.o
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:31 pm
Mistaken for a girl by the big tough Butch who's really a softie on the inside. He tells yu all his deepest heartfelt secrets and truths, but then finds out yu're a guy when he gets yu in bed. He then rips off your manhood and sticks it in your backside and murderizes yu Goosh Goosh style.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:44 pm
Crushed under Fish's giant nose.
8D
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:48 am
Self impalement upon showing off your new sword technique. Kani Tochimeijin Mistaken for a girl by the big tough Butch who's really a softie on the inside. He tells yu all his deepest heartfelt secrets and truths, but then finds out yu're a guy when he gets yu in bed. He then rips off your manhood and sticks it in your backside and murderizes yu Goosh Goosh style. I... GUH?!?!? I think I preferred to be trampled... ANYTHING BUT THE END PART! *horrible memories* D':
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:49 am
J never sees the bear coming. He doesn't need to though, he'll ******** kick his leg back and hit it square in the nose, which will obviously piss off the bear, it'll start trying to bite, claw, and maul, but J will be 5 steps ahead of it, literally, he will be outrunning a bear. The bear will give up and J will laugh triumphantly. He will live if he can just remember not to go kick the bear again. Not because it will kill him, but after he skins it and wears it a hunter mistakes him for a bear. Then again it'll be hard to heed this warning when hand to hand bear killer is your future occupation.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:44 am
A slow death, by emphysema.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:18 am
At the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:36 am
beheaded by a lightsabre.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:12 pm
Betrayed by his own oddness.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:13 pm
You will be trampled to death on Black Friday.
EDIT: Ah, sorry bout that.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:16 pm
Sniper picks you off randomly in a crowd because you stand out. ShisoVienna90 You will be trampled to death on Black Friday. I'm Canadian. We don't have Black Friday.
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