Corrupt a Wish

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

everyone comments! and its all horrible criticism that sends you into a horrible spiral of emo!

I wish santa delivered presents twice a year!  

[Dryskale]

Jackal McFluffybutt

everyone comments! and its all horrible criticism that sends you into a horrible spiral of emo!

I wish santa delivered presents twice a year!

Sadly you got coal both times. sad

I wish I had an evil sterio.  

[Saga Shadow]

it kills you

I wish the snow really does come tomorrow! BLIZZARD OF 2010!  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. The snow falls so incredibly thick that you are buried alive and nobody can reach you.

I wish I had an apartment.  

[Saga Shadow]

It's very drafty and you freeze to death in your new apartment in Canada.

I wish I could read faster.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

you can, and you go forth to read about how cold canada isn't because you ran out of books

I wish I was ON FIRE!  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Not only do you light on fire, which sets your clothes aflame as well, everything else in your wardrobe goes up in smoke. You are essentially house-ridden...unless you want to get arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish I had the Wind Waker (from LoZ).  

[Saga Shadow]

You get the Wind Waker, but since you're not Link, you can't use it, so it's just a stick

I wish Kenny had been @ school today to give me the music for the french horn I will soon be playing for band!  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

he was at school today, it;s just today was the day he decided to be invisble and not talk to anybody.

I wish i had a puppy... a nice cute little puppy that didn;t chew anything other than food, didn't piddle on the carpet and went to the bathroom outside only. a puppy that loved me and would never run away and never be taken away by huge predators.  

[Saga Shadow]

darn invisibility.
Your new completely obedient puppy gets taken away by ants.

I wish it would warm up already. I want spring!  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

granted, the sun plows into the earth, and we all die of heat

I wish for an army of minions that did anythign I said without question!  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. A minion patrolling your place of residence tonight overhears you talking in your sleep; seems you're having a twisted masochistic nightmare involving poisoned brownies, a firing squad, and the USS Enterprise.

I wish my new webcam hadn't been so expensive.  

[Saga Shadow]

You got a cheap-as-free webcam that doesn't work with your OS

I wish it was February.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Your significant other dumps you the night before Valentine's Day.

I wish I had more socks.  

[Hoomiku]

Granted, but they're all ripped and torn.

I wish my bed didn't give me back pains.