The Wish Game

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted but now you get a tummy ache and regret your greedy greedy ways.

I wish I had something to drink...  

[John Obake]

Granted but you gotta make that epic store quest dog. Good luck and may the force be with you. I wish I could find my cool skull lighter.  

[The-veganfeminist]

Granted. You find it because it explodes in your pocket. Painful, dude.

I wish my milk was cold  

[John Obake]

Granted but it's now rat milk.
I wish I could iust concentrate.  

[The-veganfeminist]

Granted. You can only concentrate on your diminishing sex drive.

I wish my hair didnt smell like beer.  

[John Obake]

Granted. Now it smells like tacos.
I wish It was this morning again.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted but you are extremely hung over and surrounded by loud noises. Bummer, gee.

I wish that I had a cigarette that was never ending...