Dead Space: USG Grozni-Grad (Ended)

[Zahzi]

"Oh yeah, but usually the only people say that are the ones THAT HAVE A PAIR, LADY!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Eh... I don't understand why men would want to bet their nut anyway." Alik shrugged her shoulders, rolling her eyes at him.

"And I suppose I should give you my name so I don't have to listen to your stupid American nicknames anymore, eh?" She grunted, giving him a dull stare.
"My name is Alik Alis Aldonnza, Солдат."  

[Zahzi]

"Alik...Alis...Aldonnza..." Roland said, staring at her.
"Yeah....I think I'm going to have a nickname made JUST for you..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You could just call me Alik. It's easier to say than any nickname you have, Солдат." She replied, shrugging her shoulders.

"And, I would like to know what your name is too, Солдат. Though I have a feeling I'll just end up calling you Солдат anyway, which translates into soldier in your language."  

[Zahzi]

"You'll learn your nickname later." Roland said with a shrug.
"And my name? It's Roland Thomson."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Roll-land you say? Funny name. I've never heard that one before." Alik grunted, struggling to pronounce it.  

[Zahzi]

"It's American." Roland said before looking at the door again.
"So you REALLY want to come with me?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Eh, I got nothing better to do." Alik shrugged.

"I already spent one day in here. It boring now. If I am going to die, I want to die killing something. You agree, yes?"  

[Zahzi]

Roland grinned under the helmet.
"Alright. Let's get moving, Battery-Girl."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Ri-- ...Bat-ter-ree girl?" Alik repeated, tilting her head.  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah. After AAA batteries."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You mean the retardedly small ones?" Alik tilted her head.

"...I am not small! Nor am I a battery!"  

[Zahzi]

"But all three parts of your name start with 'A', and 'Alik' sounds too much like Alex, which is both a male AND female name."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Then why not call me Alik? It much easier to say then Battery Girl!"  

[Zahzi]

"Because calling you 'Alex' would be an insult to you."