Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Sabaism]

Because he sucks at math.  

[44hrygydi]

@Koolay: Hah. Interesting reason.

Because her pet wolf was never nice to me. emo  

[Unit Blue]

Moo (Because I'm a cow)  

[Unit Blue]

Because he's too awesome for me crying  

[44hrygydi]

xD

Because he always wanted to hang out in the barn instead of with me.  

[Unit Blue]

Because she cheated on me with this other guy  

[Ardlan]

They stole my pineapple replica of Elvis  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because the voices told me to ^_^  

[Ardlan]

They ate my pie.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because i didn't know it was a pie and almost died of pie posion!! ^_^  

[Toxic Friday]

Because she stole that thing on her head from me! xp  

[Unit Blue]

Because I'm 99.99% MAN...... and 0.01% cow (that means I'm not homosexual)  

[44hrygydi]

xp


Because..... I just felt like doing something different for the day.  

[Toxic Friday]

Because!  

[Unit Blue]

Because another reason is because he doesn't like Chuck Norris