Pokémon 5th Gen: What do you wanna see?

[WylrPnufh]

8Bit Jack

Owwin

It is hard to get people to trade you stuff if you don't EV train too. They all want Celebi and mew for their ******** shellder.

Man, ******** the GTS. ******** it hard. I want to beat the crap out of every one of those little shits. The only way I got an international trade was by posting a Bellsprout and asking for a Caterpie.

Edit: To be fair, that sort of thing was bound to happen with how many young kids play it. They need to make far, FAR better search filters.

I was talking to LPS about this the other day. GTS needs "Advanced Search" goddamiit. If I have a Piplup, I should be able to trade it for a Lv. 21 Oddish holding a Chesto Berry, nicknamed "c**k"... I should.  

[Allegro]

How about a KICKASS MOTORCYCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE


VROOOOOM  

[8Bit Jack]

Allegro

How about a KICKASS MOTORCYCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE


VROOOOOM

I could get behind this.  

[Reesa]

8Bit Jack

Magma Ruby and Aqua Sapphire, lololol.

Srsly, tho, I really hope they don't remake them. I will feel so needlessly old.

even if you will feel old... you know they will do it eventually... every old pokemon will be 'reimagined' on the next handheld.. perhaps they will just box the entire series in one cartridge and call it "Pokemon Generations"  

[8Bit Jack]

Here, I've got one. How about they remove the Battle Tower's cheating ability? I'm sick of being shafted by impossible luck.

Palmer is a hacking sack of s**t. Traded KOs between Scizor and his Dragonite. Togekiss used Aura Sphere. Rhyperior hung on using its Focus Band, kills Togekiss with Rock Wrecker. Ambipom used Fake Out. Rhyperior hung on using its Focus Band. Ambipom used Last Resort. Rhyperior hung on using its Focus Band, kills Ambipom with Rock Wrecker. I know the Battle Tower cheats, but come the ******** on.

10%*10%*10%=0.1% chance of anyone pulling that off consecutively. I had this happen, but I haven't found a shiny in this game yet. Bull. ********. s**t.  

[Waynebrizzle]

TITS  

[Skaeryll]

Waynebrizzle

TITS

 

[8Bit Jack]

CASTFORM evolved into BREASTFORM!  

[Owwin]

8Bit Jack

CASTFORM evolved into BREASTFORM!

XD Every time I look at him I either imagine boobs or balls hanging off him. He is a terrible pokemon.  

[Skaeryll]

Owwin

8Bit Jack

CASTFORM evolved into BREASTFORM!

XD Every time I look at him I either imagine boobs or balls hanging off him. He is a terrible pokemon.

Agreed completely.  

[Owwin]

Regulust

Owwin

8Bit Jack

CASTFORM evolved into BREASTFORM!

XD Every time I look at him I either imagine boobs or balls hanging off him. He is a terrible pokemon.

Agreed completely.

his other forms look okay, but the normal one is just. BOOB BALLS!  

[TtheHero]

We have Sunny Day, Yeah?

What about a move that bring out the Moon?

It could... Boost Dark type moves, perhaps. And a Moon equivalent to Solarbeam.  

[Owwin]

TtheHero

We have Sunny Day, Yeah?

What about a move that bring out the Moon?

It could... Boost Dark type moves, perhaps. And a Moon equivalent to Solarbeam.

Makes moonlight heal more and lunar dance doesn't faint the current pokemon, just wounds them? Chances for sleep inducing moves working increases or sleep lasts longer? The possibilities are awesome.  

[Darth Steven 09]

I want to see diffrent starter types, like ghost, dark, psycic. Seriously the Fire, water, grass is getting kinda old.  

[Owwin]

Darth Steven 09

I want to see diffrent starter types, like ghost, dark, psycic. Seriously the Fire, water, grass is getting kinda old.

The bad thing is that nothing has the right balance. Psychic takes double from dark and ghost, ghost takes normal from psychic and double from dark, and dark takes 0 from psychic and half from ghost. Dark is the obvious choice here. If anything make 3 totally unrelated types with no strengths or weaknesses.

FIGHTING ELECTRIC POISON!