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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:34 am
http://www.learn-all-about-cats.com/images/funny-cat-that-farted.jpg
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:04 pm
i hope this works:Everyday, two brothers named Timmy and Johnny would play in their backyard where there was a huge bushy field. One day, they were playing catch and the ball flew into the field. Johnny went to go get the ball. After a while, Johnny didnt come back so Timmy started getting worried and went after Johnny. He soon got lost and was surprised to find a lake with a naked lady. He started running back home and bumped into Johnny. Johnny asked wat was rong and Timmy said "My mother told me to never stare at a naked person or i'll turn to stone. And I saw a naked lady and started feeling something get hard."
THE END! I hope you understand the joke
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:59 am
Well, here it goes. I was helping a friend glaze windows in home. We had all the windows flat on the floor to dry and set. Her kids came home and we broke for lunch, ushering the kids out of the work area while, I, reminded everyone to watch their step, that there's glass everywhere. Guess who broke the window. I took my very first step to leave the room and stepped right smack in the middle of the biggest @#$%%##window we did!
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:43 pm
i got a good one yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
what did the plant say to the news reporter when getting interviewed? leaf me alone im bushed
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:54 am
Knock Knock
Who's There?
The police, your husband is dead.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:20 pm
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/552551/Silly+Rabbit/
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:00 pm
xXAdd havererXx has to be a good joke,pic,or anything else (porn and stuff like naked fat people dont count) you cant spell slaughter with out laughter^.^
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:10 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:46 am
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:34 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:11 pm
An Italian gangster guy walks into a restaurant while he is on vacation
while he is being served he notices there is no fork on the table so he calls the waiter over
" i want a fawk " he askes
she replies" everyone wants to fuuck" the Italian guy is now angry
" NO I WANT A FAWK ON DA TABLE" she waiter turnes red and says
" you better not you sun of a biitch" The Italian gnagster is suprised but happy he thinks to himself ( i dont even know this waiter and i called me a sun of a beach)
fed up though, the Italian gangster goes back to his hotel room and see's there is no sheet on the bed so he calls the manager and says
" i want a shheit" the manager is confused and tells him
" then go to the washroom sir"
the gangster says" NO I WANT A SHEIIT ON THE BED" the manager bursts out " you better not shiit on the bed you sun of a beach" the gangster hangs up ans smiles . He says to himself "wow i must look major sexxy today everyone thinks i am the sun of the beach!!!!!
teehee ik not that funny but still
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:43 am
lol im going to say something SHAMWOOOHOOOOO
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