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[Ghilani Surana]

Hmm...incompetent and not as pretty lackeys, check. comfortable with semi-decent looking lackey, check.
and I'm still not supposed to care.  

[JuokasKurvas]

((Haha, man this one had been neglected, I barely remember what's going on))

Definitely don't care, never care. Also if you could have an estranged sibling who still is just trying to do what's best for you, but they are getting on your last nerve and not understanding your brilliance, that would be excellent.

Conversely, you can have children that in the future you will torture, maybe cut off a limb or two. That's sheer villainy right there.