Gifted

[Ask Jappleack]

i give you masochism and a knife  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Thanks *takes the knife*

I now give sliced bread, greatest invention ever.  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

AWESOME BREAD

i put it in the toaster abd i give you

TOAST  

[The Furry Poet]

Needs butter
i give you a monkey  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

A monkey cool this makes up for prerecorded apologies, I give you Brittany Spears lost talent.  

[The Furry Poet]

Awesome
i give you a Crab  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

ewww is it one of britanys crabs

i give you LIGHT  

[The Furry Poet]

Light Yagami?
i give you a ninja army ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja pirate ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

High Tower... why the heck are you dressed as a pirate (Police academy)

Dakota you screwed up the ninja army and now you must suffer.

I give High tower a camera and two bottles of Jack Daniels.  

[Kashinami-chan]

Hm...-drinks-

I give you all of anthrocon and eurofurence

(have fun)  

[Saga Shadow]

Alright! I always wanted to own a convention...

Crap. Now I have to organize it, don't I?
Take it back!!!!!!!