The Throne

[The Furry Poet]

*returns from his shower* Mine *grabs kage by his ear and pulls him out of the throne* Go get your own *sits in the throne*  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Ouch! *gets up and shocks Dakota wit ha Joy buzzer smack causing him to jolt out of the seat* Mine now, *Sits down in the thrown*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*Puts a $100 bill on a string and lures Kage out of the room with it, then runs back in and sits on the throne* MEIN!!! pirate  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*Snags the bill and comes back with a bag of cat n** balls* (Hyenas are more related to cats than dogs) Here Kitten... Here Kitten, get the ball. *Taunts Celtic with a ball throwing it outside as she chases it Kage takes the throne*  

[The Furry Poet]

*brandiishes a cattle prod* so think Joy buzzers are fun? heres my Joy buzzer *hits kage with cattle prod the shock makes him jump and smash his head in the ceiling and he is stuck* Mina again *sits in the throne*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

A very sexy woman, whom Celtic has hired to seduce Dakota and lure him off the throne, enters the room. Suddenly aroused, he follows her, drooling, into a different room and shuts the door. Ten minutes later he comes back out with a red hand print on his face and finds Celtic sitting on the throne reading a bikini model magazine. How's that for irony? pirate  

[Saga Shadow]

Shadow performes a 3 hour puppet show for Celtic, without intermissions. Afterwards, Celtic desperately needs to use the bathroom.

Shadow takes the throne.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*whips out pseudopenis and takes a piss on the throne, marking it as my territory*
Saga Shadow is simply baffled at my totally amazzing apendage and therefore is too stunned to protest.
"Mein! Grr..." whee  

[The Furry Poet]

*looks at the trhown*
Uh not mine...
*leaves and comes back with a toilet*
I hereby declare this the new throne
*sits on it*  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*Stops spasming on the floor from the cattle prod* I will never accept that as a throne... *points to the toilet then goes over to the throne Celtic disgraced and throws lye powder on it until the scent goes away* That's better. *Takes another cat n** ball from his bag and throws it across the room* Hmm one left... *takes the last cat n** ball and breaks it open throwing it at Dakota, the powder covering him. Kage takes the thone*  

[The Furry Poet]

*Looks at the thrown that Kage is on*
Uh still no
*leaves then comes back with a big c***k of Mrble*
I shall make a better thrown
*Begins to chisel out an awesome thrown then chisels his name into it*
See this is the new throne and it MINE
*points to name then sits down*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Hmm... *looks over each of the three thrones, not sure which one to take over, then skips over to the one Kage is in and sits on Kage's lap*
"I'll take this spot." 3nodding "Mew."  

[The Furry Poet]

Uh im on the Marble Thrown Kage is on the Original  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

What can I say, there is nothing better than the genuine article. And it looks like Celtic agrees... though I'm not sure why she didn't go to you since I hit you with the open cat n** ball. *shrugs petting Celtic*  

[The Furry Poet]

*Shoots a rocket Launcher at the trone Kage is on and Kage and Celtic move just in time* Hahaha now im the only one on a throne *drops a big rock on the toilet throne smashing it*