Ask a Bored Ninja guy anything

[13Radishes]

you know know what your avi looks really short?  

[Unit Blue]

DARK NEBULA7

are you from the village hidden in the leaves?!

No, I come from Manhattan! I am not a program! scream  

[Unit Blue]

TokiRyuu

you know know what your avi looks really short?

So whenever there's an event or costume party or sumthing like that, all I have to do it put on a green mask then I'll look like Master Yoda  

[Kaleidoscope Coma]

Unit Blue

Kaleidoscope Coma

How are babies made?
wink

Wow, this was one of the first questions I expected people to ask.... well I would explain to you in the common B&B version but for easier understanding read this story...

A guy

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


"You got Male!"
or female, it doesn't really matter...

lol
Could I get the Birds + Bee's explanation too?  

[Unit Blue]

Kaleidoscope Coma

Unit Blue

Kaleidoscope Coma

How are babies made?
wink

Wow, this was one of the first questions I expected people to ask.... well I would explain to you in the common B&B version but for easier understanding read this story...

A guy

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


"You got Male!"
or female, it doesn't really matter...

lol
Could I get the Birds + Bee's explanation too?

Toxic Pepper

Keep it Pg-13; Don't be cursing in every sentence you make. Sexual activity is prohibited and will result in a report + permanent ban from our guild.

wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance  

[Kaleidoscope Coma]

Unit Blue

Kaleidoscope Coma

Unit Blue

Kaleidoscope Coma

How are babies made?
wink

Wow, this was one of the first questions I expected people to ask.... well I would explain to you in the common B&B version but for easier understanding read this story...

A guy

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


"You got Male!"
or female, it doesn't really matter...

lol
Could I get the Birds + Bee's explanation too?

Toxic Pepper

Keep it Pg-13; Don't be cursing in every sentence you make. Sexual activity is prohibited and will result in a report + permanent ban from our guild.

wink

... fine ....  

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

Do you think I have diabetes for a true reason? Lately I have been asking God why he gave me this disease. Please give me some advice so I can cope with it.  

[13Radishes]

what if your long time best friend admitted he was gay and he had a crush on you?  

[mihawk13]

xXx_Gwee_xXx

Do you think I have diabetes for a true reason? Lately I have been asking God why he gave me this disease. Please give me some advice so I can cope with it.

Everybody has some problem or other. Most people who don't seem to have anything going wrong in their life usually have so much drama and pain that they feel like they're about to explode. Every now and then that person who you just randomly see in town that's so funny is the same one that decided not to commit suicide because they made you laugh and it gives them one reason that they are not totally useless. And as far as God sees this, He's probably given it to you so that you can show other people how to deal with it, or indirectly teach you to enjoy life more or just build character or patience. It all evens out if you look at it in perspective.
& @ Toxic: I was really wondering if you were gonna say anything lol  

[serial_chiller]

Can Geico Really save you 15% or more on car insurance?  

[Sugar Plushie]

Unit Blue

Sugar Plushie

"~What is the meaning of life?~ >.>"

life |līf|
noun ( pl. lives |līvz|)
The experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

"~I've been educated~ :3 ~Thank you oh wise ninja~"

 

[Unit Blue]

ZooboomafuSaboteur

will you give me all your lunch money?

Sure  

[Unit Blue]

TokiRyuu

what if your long time best friend admitted he was gay and she had a crush on you?

Fine with me 3nodding  

[Unit Blue]

serial_chiller

Can Geico Really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

If you don't mind loosing the other 75% to random ads and stuff then Yes.