Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"Yeah. Sucks to be you."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"There's no way she's smarter than me!"  

[Zahzi]

"What year did America declare independence?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"1776." Both of the kids answered.  

[Zahzi]

"Before that, what was the first town ever colonized in America by England, but that all of the people mysteriously vanished?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Neither one responded.

((I don't even know what the ******** you're talking about...))  

[Zahzi]

((Roanoke Colony))

"Alright. Perhaps an easier one...What year did America officially enter World War 2?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"September, 1945." Isaac answered alone, seeing how Valarie couldn't have even been taught the horrors of that war.  

[Zahzi]

"Enter, Issac."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"December 1941, when we were bombed by the Japanese."  

[Zahzi]

"And WHY were we bombed?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Japanese got full of themselves and thought they could just take over the Pacific and do whatever the ******** they wanted without some sort of punishment."  

[Zahzi]

"Wrong."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Nope."  

[Zahzi]

"Not only was it to get back at us for completely cutting off their oil supply from us, it was a Preventative Warfare tactic, attempting to keep us from joining into the war, which we were already planning."