MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *Gasps* HAHAHA!!

[my dog ate my sanity]

... Is that why they named her Georgie .. or was it just a creepy coincidence?  

[Super_Chihuahua]

Creepy coincidence. Very creepy, but oh so funny.

Me: Hey Gerogie.

Georgie: Geor-gie.

Me: HOLY CRAP THE CAT TALKS!!!

Jenny: AHHHHHH!!!!

Me: AHHHHHH!

Us: *Run and hide on roof with protective tin foil hats on*  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Creepy.  

[Super_Chihuahua]

But we love her anyways, hee hee hee...

*Glomps Georgie*  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My cuz's cat is a polydactle ... (that means she has an extra toe on each foot)  

[Super_Chihuahua]

NEATO!

Both my toes are double jointed....

And one of my cats has no tail and she finds our other cats' tails' fascinating and she attacks them.

Very fun to watch!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

My cats attack anything that even have a hint of movement  

[Super_Chihuahua]

*Stands perfectly still*

DUM DUM DUM....  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... your mouth moving set them off ... *gazes in pity at the shredded remains of Chi's outfit*  

[Super_Chihuahua]

*Says telepathically*

I never moved my lips, I hummed...  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... your lips vibrate ever so slightly when you hum ...  

[Super_Chihuahua]

But I hummed telepathically! Mwa ha ha!  

[my dog ate my sanity]

No you didn't, it was in a speach-bubble.  

[Super_Chihuahua]

*Glares menacingly at Sanity's cats*

SANITY CANNOT HAVE AN OPTION E)!

It's unfair to the other voters.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Psh... other voters could vote for e... I say you add it as an option.