Unfortunately, Fortunately

[Zibraz]

Fortunately, there was a Willy Wonky factor next door  

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Unfortunately, this Willy Wonka factory wasn't making candy and was instead making crystal meth.  

[Aryeec]

Fortunately, as it turns out, there was never a Wonka factory, and the Umpas were really plain little people.

[EDIT]Attempt at switching topic from stupid Wonka factory and Umpas..... success. cheese_whine [/EDIT]  

[jcl007149]

Unfortunately, these really plain little people were secret evil moneys in disguise waiting to take over the world!  

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately the world as we know it is no longer and we had to move to Mars.  

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Unfortunately, our rockets couldn't fit everyone on earth so only a select few were chosen to survive and live on Mars.