Corrupt A Wish

[Jalakins]

Granted but then he makes you wait on him hand and foot.

I wish I had more hours in a day.

 

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Granted, but you eventually run out of things to do with those extra hours and are now chronically bored.

I wish my toe nails never grew so I wouldn't have to cut them so often.  

[darling shivar]

Your nails have stopped growing, but are now riddled with fungus!

I wish I hade more time to spend with the girlfriend and to do my artwork.  

[Ivy Fantasy]

Granted but now she thinks your a stalker and dumps you.

I wish my RP partner was online, very happy, and ready to continue our RP.  

[mamarita]

Granted, but then your partner kills you in the RP.

I wish my back would stop hurting from the surgery.  

[Ivy Fantasy]

mamarita

Granted, but then your partner kills you in the RP.

I wish my back would stop hurting from the surgery.

(but if I die then he does too! gonk )
granted but now you know the surgery didn't help.

I wish I had more flowers in my room that aren't dangerous or ugly in any way, shape, or form.  

[Lord Giblets]

DJ G-REX

Granted but you end up fall of one of those mountains because it was too steep.

I wish I had the pope [the head of the Catholic Church that lives in Rome] on hand.

granted but now he is small and on your left hand and you can seem to remove him.

i wish i the world was thrown back in to the dark ages

(ps hi i'm new)  

[mamarita]

Aranha Allah

DJ G-REX

Granted but you end up fall of one of those mountains because it was too steep.

I wish I had the pope [the head of the Catholic Church that lives in Rome] on hand.

granted but now he is small and on your left hand and you can seem to remove him.

i wish i the world was thrown back in to the dark ages

(ps hi i'm new)

Hi new!

Granted, but then we never have the renaissance and computers are never invented and this thread doesn't exist

I wish I had an unlimited supply of milk chocolate candy bars (and could never gain weight from eating them)  

[Chaos Beaver]

mamarita

Aranha Allah

DJ G-REX

Granted but you end up fall of one of those mountains because it was too steep.

I wish I had the pope [the head of the Catholic Church that lives in Rome] on hand.

granted but now he is small and on your left hand and you can seem to remove him.

i wish i the world was thrown back in to the dark ages

(ps hi i'm new)

Hi new!

Granted, but then we never have the renaissance and computers are never invented and this thread doesn't exist

I wish I had an unlimited supply of milk chocolate candy bars (and could never gain weight from eating them)

Granted but it is all you can ever eat for the rest of your life and you now hate the taste.

I wish Fox News would go away forever.  

[mamarita]

Chaos Beaver

mamarita

Aranha Allah

DJ G-REX

Granted but you end up fall of one of those mountains because it was too steep.

I wish I had the pope [the head of the Catholic Church that lives in Rome] on hand.

granted but now he is small and on your left hand and you can seem to remove him.

i wish i the world was thrown back in to the dark ages

(ps hi i'm new)

Hi new!

Granted, but then we never have the renaissance and computers are never invented and this thread doesn't exist

I wish I had an unlimited supply of milk chocolate candy bars (and could never gain weight from eating them)

Granted but it is all you can ever eat for the rest of your life and you now hate the taste.

I wish Fox News would go away forever.

Blast it- I cannot corrupt this one- I agree... so... granted... and now we have not vile news stations!

I wish I had fried fish for dinner  

[Ivy Fantasy]

Granted but now you have salmonella. (see what I did thar?)

I wish mudkipz were real.
(for some reason all of the wishes I've posted in this forum came true...)  

[furnishedtower]

Granted [click this] but they die in 2 weeks of them becoming real.

I wish I could goats for property instead of money here in America.  

[mamarita]

Granted, but then they eat everything and then you end up with nothing

I wish I could go out to dinner with someone tonight  

[The Nephilim Rosier]

Granted, but after you eat your dinner you realised that the someone you went with actually hates you and poisoned your food D:

I wish I didn't have any homework!!