delete me, please!

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
SOMETIMES

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Semicustom from and be blue. Bribed. I love him.
NOTES: <3


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:His philosophy is similar to the wheel of fortune concept - that luck and favor are cyclical or phasic, that things get steadily worse until you reach rock bottom, but bound up again and rise until they peak, and then everything goes downhill once more - and that he's in the middle of a down swing. He had no harem and no friends, so he's not too upset or surprised that the flood's swept him to the swamp. Perhaps he's finally hit rock bottom, and his luck is on the up?


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS:Proven Blessings  

[theCorniest]

stoic ~ loyal ~ cautious

distant ~ timid ~ reclusive
DARK WAS THE NIGHT

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Daijonakain needs to stop giving me nice things.
NOTES: Smile. Almost Decemberists name.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Pitch
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
PREDICAMENT

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: And be blue semicustom. Based on a color palette, won in a CC game thing.
NOTES: --


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:A rough-and-tumble sort of fellow. Gets into scrapes, gets out of scrapes. Prides himself on being fairly resilient, makes an effort to not appear weak. Of course, he tends to take his reticence too far when he gets in over his head...
ABOUT:Other than that, he's fairly charming, polite as all get-out. He's fast and nimble, with a nigh-unbeatable sense of direction and memory for landmarks.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
BLOOD-ORANGE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Rehomed to me from Adona Benedicta, when she left Gaia in April 2012.
NOTES: If Adona comes back, entitled to all the babben. HPL-purple prose.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Orange
ABOUT:
ABOUT: Something of a horror buff - loves ghost stories and other chilling tales, has a definite flair for the dramatic.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

MASKED
-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
NEGATIVE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Bribed the ******** outta phoenix kiss. She is the best. Neg is the best.
NOTES: Based on an OC. It's complicated. Follow trend of beauty and beast? Breeding with Astra?


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Neg, Negs, Nega
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Neg's a bit of an odd duck. He's childishly curious and naive, but has rare occasions of surprising salience. There are a lot of things he just... doesn't know about or understand, or his understanding is fundamentally flawed. For example, his approach to bloodshed is a little more casual than might be found comfortable, and his social graces are definitely lacking. He tries pretty hard to be polite, though, and is eager to be helpful and friendly. Also he has this weird accent that seems to have come from nowhere? Kimeti do not have accents, what is this. Maybe if we call it a speech impediment, that would be acceptable. Gotta be hard to talk around that mouth.


PETS: Bitty Thunder the frog, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Woss'n Ocean? [in-progress]
ROLEPLAYS: unnamed rp [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
FERRET AWAY

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Squirrel Hoard and Wild Cry breeding. Aww yeah.
NOTES: --


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Ferret
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
TOO MANY NAMES

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Yes and Fragile Sunrise breeding, who are related through ancestry to Willow. I told you it got worse.
NOTES: Give Jun one of her kids or a breeding sometime, something like that


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Name (wow meta)
ABOUT:
ABOUT:She's a good little girl, more like her mama than her father. She's got a good heart, but she's not always sure what's right. She tries so hard to make certain of all the facts before she makes decisions


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
JANGLED NERVES

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: It was a flatsale. Rejam loves blush. I love Rejam.
NOTES: file under E for EYEDEATH


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Jangle
ABOUT:
ABOUT:High-strung, easily frightened, and a little OCD, she keeps her territory well-groomed so that there are no menacing shapes to loom at her in the darkness, robbing her of sleep. Mostly she deals with discomfort by getting loud and mouthy. Other than that, she's really sappy and sentimental.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Have you seen my caiman? [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
MAYBE SPROUT WINGS

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Staff credit breeding between Too Many Names and All Fall Down. It does not stop getting worse.
NOTES: Mountain Goats name. She is the best thing yet, wooooow.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME:Wings
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
WILD SAGE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Slip Away and Reticent Smiles bred. Maxx D and Lolli McHotpants gave me Sage. He is Rocksong's great grandson.
NOTES: Mountain Goats name. make internet jokes where possible.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Sage
ABOUT:
ABOUT:And when somebody asks
ABOUT:If I'm okay
ABOUT:I don't know what to say

ABOUT:And along the highway
ABOUT:From cast-off innumerable seeds
ABOUT:Wild sage growing in the weeds
ABOUT:"Wild Sage" by the Mountain Goats, from the album Get Lonely


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

charming ~ amiable ~ smart

snarky ~ vain ~ short fuse
SCARCITY

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Enemy CORN used last-minute personality contest entry! It's super effective! MONSTER HIGH EVENT fainted! Use next event?
NOTES: FIRST ACHA WOO


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Dearth
ABOUT:
ABOUT:She puts a high value on appearances and reputation, if only to make sure her (and others') first impressions are as accurate as possible. This makes others view her as fussy and vain sometimes, to her frustration. Fortunately, her sharp tongue can set the record straight in short order, showing the sparkling wit that lies behind all the preening.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

friendly ~ relaxed ~ eager to please

doormat ~ gratingly chipper ~ not actually very funny
JOKES-WITH-BEES

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: I made a monster and blue thought it was cool and WELLP
NOTES: Humorous to Bees


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Joke, Joker
ABOUT:
ABOUT:The most laid-back kin you ever did see, Joker wants nothing more than to 1) enjoy life and 2) to make as many friends and as few enemies as possible. If you ask, he'll give you everything he's got, and apologize for not having more, and he'll never start an argument on purpose.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

intelligent ~ playful ~ bubbly

impulsive ~ headstrong ~ violent
FLASH-DANCE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: CC thread breeding between Slumbering Madness and Wildwood that got picked up by Abbacus. Descended from both Yes and Squirrel! I guess it's still getting worse.
NOTES: thyPOPE owns the twin, and they're a package deal for RP.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Flash, Lightning
ABOUT:
ABOUT:"Impulsive, headstrong, and occasionally violent, Flash generally looks out for herself. Sure, she'll touch base with her beloved brother, and she'll heed him...sometimes. But then this hedonistic doe is off in her own world again. She's pretty rash, and generally prone to judging others on first impressions. A shameless extrovert, Flash enjoys meeting new people as much as she enjoys taking their treasures from them. Nevertheless she's achingly clever , and so she's certainly offended more than a few kin on her first try. But she's also bouncy, excitable, and childish enough that she's forgiven - at least until the second time it happens. Flash will listen to anything her brother says, if she won't heed his advice. If there's a mastermind between the two of them it's Flash (although she spends her time acting according to her impulses rather than coming up with masterful plans), but Again is quick-thinking enough to make sure they aren't caught. They're very tightly-knit." -thyPope's entry into the Thunder and Lightning twin concept contest. I'll paraphrase it soon. Sorry for the blatant copypasta.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
SNAKE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: AUGUST AUCTIONS: Endejester's unedited breeding. Maxx D footed the bill. I need to give Maxx more nice things.
NOTES: vidya gaem


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:word up


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

+1 ~ +2 ~ +3

-1 ~ -2 ~ -3
BREAK OUT

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Second verse, same as the first
NOTES: moar vidya gaem


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Break
ABOUT:
ABOUT:word up


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope