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"Ooh," Madeline laughed at Dakota, slinging an arm around his waist and pulling him close - closer. She could get down with this. "Moving fast, aren't you, baaaby?" If there was any knowledge of Wilson's discomfort, she was totally ignoring it.

Flicking her eyes back at the poor Death boy, she giggled. "I wouldn't have pegged you for someone so easily embarrassed, babe." She bumped him with her shoulder and laughed. "At least they aren't, ah, really getting it on or anything. I didn't bring any ear plugs for you."

Okay, she may or may not have been teasing him at this point.

And then Clerise popped up, and everything got ten times better.

"Oh yeah, perfect. Blackmail and horror material to last a century." She grinned widely at the girl, nearly looking like a shark. "Madeline. Or Mads. Or sugar. Whatever you want to call me." She laughed and slung her other free hand over Clerise's shoulder in return, the other still with Dakota.

And that was when the leads started talking again.

"Did I like, miss a script handout or something during the debriefing?" She cracked lamely to the others, in an attempt to maybe lighten Wilson's sulky, embarrassed mood.

"There you two are. I was wondering why you weren't picking up your ph-" A familiar, feminine voice cut itself off as the owner rounded the corner, staring. The figure sighed, hands rising to gently massage at her temples. "You know, by now I've expected to find you two back here in the make-out section. But the newbies too? Your bedroom lives can't be that bad."

Aria shook her head, turning and waving dismissively to them. "Whatever. You've got ten minutes before your a** is grass according to His Highness. Better make it a quickie and finish it up while you can."

The other eyebrow went up. Caelius turned around and mouthed 'Do-you-know-what's-going-on-because-I-don't' at H before rubbing his forehead slightly with one hand, a solid gold band on his ring finger. He glanced at the expression of some of the trainees, from Rep to Robert to Madison all in various levels of hysterics and then-

- A very slow smile. "I think everyone just needs a hug."

And then proceed to hug Ceres, and anyone else within her proximity. He slyly mouthed a 'I love you too' to Aria in the process.

Rep finally hauled his eyes off of the sight in front of him to glare at Ro coldly, lashing out to seize his jacket and haul him almost nose to nose.

" First." The word was a growl You did your ******** job. That's all. You don't get rewards for doing what you are ******** here to do."

"Second" he tightened his grip a little. "Those two are ******** division leaders. They aren't normally ******** gay. s**t is messed up and wrong."

Clerise's grin widened with feral glee, and pulled back from taunting poor Wilson.

"I see you've met one of my lesser halves." She flicked her eyes to Dakota, eyes twinkling playfully. "You'll get a name yet, Sharky." Hmm. Maybe it'd stick. "Don't get in her pants now, Dakota. We need to save Sasha and Otto first." Her grin turned sharp, and her tone turned icy sharp.

"Trust me. I will ruin your day if we don't succeed~"

Kissing Madeline's neck playfully, and blowing another kiss to Dakota, Clerise went to go talk to her division head.

Maybe.

He was...awfully...occupied.

Oh. Oh good. "Thank you, sir," Madison muttered. "I'll put all that love right back into my muffins, sir. You can bet on that."

And then she would kill all the horsemen with those ******** muffins.

Ryan was pretty sure that this was either a) a hallucination, b) his mind was finally breaking under all the stress, or c) H and Caelius had found a new way to freak them all the hell out. That, or maybe they were all finally going crazy, judging by Dakota's behavior towards Wilson.

"I want to go back to fighting giant bugs, where things make sense."