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Vinessa_Valentine

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:45 pm


	REaceofclubs It appears that The Merchant hates his own kind... What? He's trying to make a profit out of his coat, and these freaks ruin the moderately legit business of Trench coat merchandise with their deplorable acts of public nudity.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:30 pm


	Sorry I didn't understand your peeve. especially since the running joke is that The Merchant, himself, is in fact a flasher. That was the familiar direction I was hitting at, and though I have never met a trench coat salesman, I would imagine that the flashing population would be offensive. When I meet one, I'll ask.

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Vinessa_Valentine

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:56 pm


	REaceofclubs Sorry I didn't understand your peeve. especially since the running joke is that The Merchant, himself, is in fact a flasher. That was the familiar direction I was hitting at, and though I have never met a trench coat salesman, I would imagine that the flashing population would be offensive. When I meet one, I'll ask. The trench coat salesmen are those shady guys that look like hobos but smell better and are all "Hey you want a genuine Rolex?" To which they then pull open their coat to reveal just MASSIVE amounts of hanging gold or anything you could think of...

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:18 pm


	So, I'm just gonna move on from the topic about such a stale character as the merchant. Jill: Ricky Martin (after hanging out around Carlos) Claire: Leo DiCaprio (after hanging out with Steve)

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REaceofclubs

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:03 pm


	(Now, Bio, the merchant isn't stale. He's full of mystery and helps us carry on scholarly discussion over flashers and trench coat salesmen.)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:05 pm


	snicker rolleyes

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REaceofclubs

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:03 pm


	XD

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:04 pm


	shudder Now THAT'S horror!

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REaceofclubs

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:08 pm


	Aww, youre going to make him sad.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:10 pm


	Being in RE4 should make him sad.

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REaceofclubs

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:21 pm


	It does, and you're making him even sadder by being so al. Now hug him! scream**

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:25 pm


	No. Never. YOU hug him.

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REaceofclubs

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:29 pm


	>_< Read the captions! He wants YOUR love Not MINE!

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:30 pm


	Well, my love is reserved for Jill.

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:33 pm


	Close your eyes and pretend he's Jill then.

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