Things Tekken characters would never say/do...

[Dead Twisted Romance]

Rex is standing still in a museum letting children touch him. But when the parents look away he bites off their heads...Oh wait he probably would do that xd  

[iBarty]

skyboy

Maury Povich: *to Jun and Kazuya* "You are NOT the father..."

rofl I could see him rejoicing if that were true..ahahaha  

[iBarty]

A lot of these are pretty funny. I can't think of any though. sad  

[Julia Chang]

Marduk singing "I Feel Pretty". xd  

[Hanako Oku]

Julia Chang

Marduk singing "I Feel Pretty". xd

rofl rofl rofl  

[Hanako Oku]

Christie: Hey did you ******** yourself??


Dat would be funny. lol  

[Stormshadow243]

King and Armor king doing the mexican hat dance.

Bryan Fury replacing his PEG with an Ipod.  

[Hanako Oku]

King beating his d*** off watching Xiaoyu undress herself on her webcam...  

[Action Bawstard]

Hwoarang to Jin: Buttsecks? mad  

[Li Kwei]

Julia Chang

Ganryu: Julia will you marry me?
Julia: I do!

(That would never happen! evil )

Hahaha true .  

[Dixz - kyo89]

Steve: why you looking at me like that confused
Yoshitmitsu: *in pogo stance and poking him in the butt*  

[Kou - Leifou]

**Eddy and Christie doing capoiera. Eddy knocks Cristie down with a breakdance like kick**

Eddy: Ooooooohhhh! You just got served homie!!!!!

Cristie's grandpa: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!  

[Kou - Leifou]

Eddy: Does my Fasca suit make me look fat?

Lee: Oh no darling you look faaaabolous! I look fat. crying

Eddy: Don't say that. That vest is very slimming on you.

Lee: Thaaanks! ^_^

**Hugs**

((Despite Lee and Eddy being my favorite 2 characters. Eddy's Fasca outfit and Lee's vest with the unicorn on it have to be THE gayest outfits in the game.))  

[Dixz - kyo89]

Kou - Leifou

Eddy: Does my Fasca suit make me look fat?

Lee: Oh no darling you look faaaabolous! I look fat. crying

Eddy: Don't say that. That vest is very slimming on you.

Lee: Thaaanks! ^_^

**Hugs**

((Despite Lee and Eddy being my favorite 2 characters. Eddy's Fasca outfit and Lee's vest with the unicorn on it have to be THE gayest outfits in the game.))

....Extar outfit for Bruce and Jin Win by default ninja  

[Li Kwei]

Bryan:Yoshimitsu you're better than me whee