1001 uses for a towel

[wingnut the improbable]

Wow, someone quoted me! biggrin

95. If you get whacked on the head (as I just did xd ) use it to wrap around the ice-pack so it won't be as cold.  

[Ri1shais]

96. Use it to catnap cats.
97. Use as a blindfold when your Peril-sensitive sunglasses don't work
98. A make-shift lasso
99. Use as a sail on a little raft
100. use it for smoke signals  

[Zoutout]

101 - Wrap someone up in it and throw it off a bridge.  

[Le Phanta Muffin-san]

102. Using it to hold your place in line for Star Wars the night it opens, while you're in the parking lot having a light-saber fight.

103. Tying it around your neck as a cape to swirl around you in a light-saber fight.

(Yes, I brought towels to the opening of Star Wars. I got proposed too three times.)  

[Super Nova Star Dust]

Phanta Magoriga

(Yes, I brought towels to the opening of Star Wars. I got proposed too three times.)

xd Awesome!

104. To shield yourself from the sun while your friend insists on baking her brains out.

105. As a make shift outfit when you find out someone went to prom in the same dress you wore that the shop keeper swore you were the only one to ever have.

106. To cool down on a hot day by dipping in water and wrapping around oneself.  

[Tulse Luper]

107: Use it as a parachute if you somehow fail to miss the ground.

108: When getting married, it COULD be you're: Something old, something new or something blue. If you happen to now another hoopy frood who knows where his towel is, his towel could be "your something borrowed".  

[OliverWoodsGal]

Vincent...that is an awesome siggy!  

[Le Phanta Muffin-san]

Super Nova Star Dust

xd Awesome!

... 105. As a make shift outfit when you find out someone went to prom in the same dress you wore that the shop keeper swore you were the only one to ever have...

107. Conversly, to use as a weapon/strangling mechanism on the same female, since she stole it anyway and deserves to die.
Tell them it was Muffy, Muffy did it, Muffy that little b***h!  

[Super Nova Star Dust]

Phanta Magoriga

Super Nova Star Dust

xd Awesome!

... 105. As a make shift outfit when you find out someone went to prom in the same dress you wore that the shop keeper swore you were the only one to ever have...

107. Conversly, to use as a weapon/strangling mechanism on the same female, since she stole it anyway and deserves to die.
Tell them it was Muffy, Muffy did it, Muffy that little b***h!

Or you could dip your towel in a stiffener to sneek up on the person that sold it to you and wack them hard for being a liar. Making it use number 110!  

[Le Phanta Muffin-san]

Super Nova Star Dust

Phanta Magoriga

Super Nova Star Dust

xd Awesome!

... 105. As a make shift outfit when you find out someone went to prom in the same dress you wore that the shop keeper swore you were the only one to ever have...

107. Conversly, to use as a weapon/strangling mechanism on the same female, since she stole it anyway and deserves to die.
Tell them it was Muffy, Muffy did it, Muffy that little b***h!

Or you could dip your towel in a stiffener to sneek up on the person that sold it to you and wack them hard for being a liar. Making it use number 110!

Or dip it in Chloroform, and use THAt to knock the person out. Number 111! Whoo!  

[nereruo]

112. to use as a basket when your other one breaks  

[Zoutout]

113 - As a scarf (sorry if that's been said before, but there's bound to eventually be such confusion, isn't there?)  

[Lupe_Oceana]

114. To dry off wet dogs so they stop smelling like, well, wet dogs.

115. Makes a comfertable nest for any small pets you own.

116. To block up a leaky window (my towel had to do this for three weeks... poor towel....)

117. To make a fool of yourself while trying to attract a Perfectly Normal Beast.  

[Tulse Luper]

118: Very handy when you feel like delivering a baby in the backseat of a cab.  

[Jupiter-X]

119. to protect your eyes from being blinded by the bright light shimmering off of the water as you skip along in your presidential speed-boat