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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:28 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:26 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:18 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:25 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:09 pm
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t0shi0 This ish all based on stereotypes, don't hurt meh. ><
How to be a Perfect Asian Kid
(from the first generation perspective)
1. Score a perfect 1600 on the SAT.
2. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
3. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
4. Go to an Ivy League university and win enough scholarship money to pay for it.
5. Have four hobbies: studying, studying, violin/piano, and studying.
6. Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
7. Become a Westinghouse, Presidential and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
8. Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
9. Marry an Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ah-ma and ah-ba!).
10. Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one about walking 20 miles to school without shoes.
How to be the Perfect Asian American Parent
(from the second generation perspective)
1. Be a little more lenient on the 7:00 p.m. curfew.
2. Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with 99 percent grade on his/her report card.
3. Don't "ai-yah" loudly at your kid's dress habits.
4. Don't blatantly hint about the merits of Habadu (Harvard),Yeil (Yale), or Purinsuton (Princeton).
5. Don't reveal all the intimate details of your kid's life to the entire Asian community.
6. Don't ask your child, "What are you going to do with your life?" if he/she majors in a non-science field.
7. Don't give your son a bowl haircut or your daughter two acres of bangs.
8. Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or inept social skills.
9. Incorporate other phrases besides, "Did you study yet?" into your daily conversations with your children.
10. Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girlfriend yet.
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Ones Tosh finds true.
Asian Kid:
2. You won't believe how many times my parents asked me to play the piano. >.>
10. It's always about their harsh life. Jesus, I don't care!
Asian Parent:
4. I just find the accent amusing. xD
5. I swear, she tells like all her friends about me! >.>
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For more stereotype funnies, visit:
http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog17/asianstereotypes.htm
lol thatz funny i guess...even though i dun like it when ppl stereotype..some can be said well true in a majority sense
my whole family, all siblings 4 of us, play some instrument. we all play piano, recorder. 3 of us play the drums, i play glockenspiel and my sis plays violin as well..
studying...hmm...not exactly my hobby...piano wasn't when i had to do exams...but my dad is happy that i've gone up to 4th grade with good marks. and i continue playing in my own time...so yeh. but i do love music, classical, pop etc. but not 20th century...that stuff is junk.
lol i hardly study much...except when i really need to...esp. maths...>_<
i can relate to many of the stereotypes...with a bit of a change to them of course....since i'm not american...my mum and dad has an accent when they speak english..but i myself dun find it funny....they only moved to an english speaking country for my benefit..lol i'm pretty much a true asian...at least my friends reckon i am....O____o |
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:20 am
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