more random
Sora: i'm brunette and you're blonde
Roxas: yes, is that a problem?
Sora: no.. it's just that... i was expecting a different hair color from you.. .like maybe red or something. i mean... kairi's nobody is blonde.. and she's a red head. do all nobodies who are about 15 years old have blonde hair?
Roxas: well.. i'm not sure but i suspect that --
Sora: holy ****! i'm talking to roxas!
things that all kingdom hearts characters would say... along with some final fantasy characters
Sora: i'm not a retard infested with ADD!
Riku: i'm not a blind idiot
Kairi: i'm not a wh0r3!
Roxas: i'm not axel's nor riku's NOR DIFFINITELY sora's or anybody else's UKE!
Namine: i'm not a slut!
Axel: i'm not gay
Saix: i'm not an elf
Cloud: i'm not emo.. i'm just misunderstood
Tifa: i'm not on steroids!
Xemnas: i'm not a ganguro.. even if i look like one..
Demyx: i'm not a hill billy... does it look like i watch KING OF THE HILL???
Luxord: i'm not an addict!
Larxene: i'm not a ninja.. or am i
marluxia: i'm not a flower goddess.. in fact.. i'm not even a GIRL!
Xaldin: i'm not a air bender!
Xigbar: i'm not a pirate!
Zexion: i'm not cloud's mysterious unknown emo brother!... i'm his mysterious emo cousin
I made these all by myself!
mrgreen