the corupt wish game

[phish cakes = luff]

why won't anyone grant my wish? ;---;

I wish I could use my coloring programme so I didn't have to color my drawings by hand.  

[X rockMuhLonelyHeartX]

I wish i owned a talking fish that didnt insult me or annoy me. He is beauitful and only talks to me when i want him too.
 

[X rockMuhLonelyHeartX]

phish cakes = luff

why won't anyone grant my wish? ;---;

I wish I could use my coloring programme so I didn't have to color my drawings by hand.

Granted, but your coloring machine always uses the wrong colors and your drawings turn out like crap.
 

[The Deadliest Grace]

*sniffles*
No wish for me to grant....

I wish Jones soda was free.  

[tear drop angel]

granted but they couldnt keep up with the order demands so they shut down

i wish that i was goin out with jordan  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted but then you get stuck with him forever and you fall for another guy.

I wish my life wasnt complicated and that SOMETHING would go right.  

[Hello there my Nightmare]

emoness_randomness

granted but then you get stuck with him forever and you fall for another guy.

I wish my life wasnt complicated and that SOMETHING would go right.

Granted, but you'd get bored and realize that the thing that went right, became something wrong.

I wish that I'd own all of Europe. (and be less selfish)  

[moonlight_horror]

^ granted but u went banckrupt

i wish i had chinese food  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted...you got all the chinese food you could want, then you get sad cause all goes to waste when you cant eat anymore.

I wish i could die.  

[moonlight_horror]

granted but then i bring u back to life

i wish i was im a band  

[TinkerBellsHell]

moonlight_horror

granted but then i bring u back to life

i wish i was im a band

Granted but your band has no success and the band ends up breaking up leaving you to be a telemarketer

I wish there was enough of my love for everyone  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted. then you get sick of loving everyone and turn to hate the world.

I wish i could be left alone.  

[Rellik San]

emoness_randomness

granted. then you get sick of loving everyone and turn to hate the world.

I wish i could be left alone.

Granted, but you fall out of a tree break your legs and no one can heal them for you.

I wish I was a mahou sentai magiranger (specifically yellow) so I could pwn infershia.  

[halfmike]

granted, but i dont know what this is so i end up granting something else that you probaly dont want

i wish my brother would stop talking about his super small d**k  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but he now talks about his super big d**k instead

I wish I was as cool as Arthur Fonzarelli