Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: u look into a mirror and then 2mins later a truck falls from the sky hits u and explodes

Wish: i wish to be forever remeberd in history  

[t0shi0]

Your wish is my command
*poof*
But sadly you didn't leave a good impression and people remembered you as the weird dude in tuxs.
I wish for a really really bad wish.  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but your wish is too bad for you to handle xP


I wish I can instantly change the color of my hair.  

[Beagle_Cat-Fish]

Granted, except you ly messed up the spell and ended up losing all your hair.

I wish for a rose that never withers.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then the rose multiplies and you get trapped in a wall of thorns.

I wish for the white dot on my avi to disappear (it's on the face)  

[Beagle_Cat-Fish]

Granted, but now a black dot appears instead.

I wish for a blue diamond sparkly with light.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you become so poor that you take the diamond to a jeweller's... and they tell you it's actually glass and worthless.

I wish for hell..  

[t0shi0]

Granted. But sadly the devil eats you
I wish for a bag of chips.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but you get food poisoning and diarhorrea for three days and nights.

I wish for.. the sky.  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, the sky falls on you.

I wish for endless supplies of french fries.  

[Nyanfood]

Wish is granted, but the french fries are saturated in sticky oven grease that's been there for over five decades, covered in ash and made from the burnt peels of rotten potatoes that were cooked but burnt into ash combined with dog fat and human flesh.

I wish that I would be dead and never be revived or reincarnated and s**t and I would never realized what would go on around me because I would be dead and never sent to an afterlife because afterlifes are really stupid and i would just rot away into nothingness and no one would remember me.  

[+[Strawberry Condom]+]

Granted.

But god revived you, sorry, I'm not a powerful genie. xp  

[xoCrow]

You forgot to make a wish! O:  

[tamcharles]

Clic-Clac Crow

You forgot to make a wish! O:

Your wish is gran...

 

[+[Strawberry Condom]+]

~Strawberry Blood~

Granted.

But god revived you, sorry, I'm not a powerful genie. xp

Oh ya. whee
I wish I get good marks on my exam!